"Can't breathe! Tell the nurse! I think I have plasma!"
"Don't you mean "asthma", Binky?"
"Stupid word. Too many consonants all smushed together..."
"Boy, Ratburn's tough! He gave us homework on the first day."
"Get with it, Arthur. We're not dealing with a human being here. This is serious!"
"Is Pal feeling better?"
"Well, He is still quite queasy. He ate a lot of things that a dog shouldn't eat. What did he eat yesterday?"
"Pancakes, Halloween Candy, Then he swallowed a hot dog with mustard."
"(Gives Arthur lecture book) Here read this. It's about what dogs should eat to stay healthy."
"Shall I repeat the question Sue Ellen?"
"Red! The answer is red!"
"No. 12 times 12 is not "red", It's 128. However, if I had asked what color your cheeks are turning, "red" would have been the correct answer."
"Is the show over?"
"Nope, intermission. Rapunzel fell out of the castle and broke her neck! This is much more exciting than the version mom told me."
"Brain, do you think it will be cold this summer?"
"Because my dad said he'd buy me a computer when it snows in July."
"It's raining, it's pouring the old man is snoring.(dad snoring)and it's driving me nuts!"
"Has anyone seen my penicillin-I mean, pencil and pen?"
"I want to found a new club with no dumb hitting or stuff. And if anybody breaks that rule, I'll clobber them!"
"How do you get square balloons?"
"Blow square breaths."
"Mom, Dad! The bathroom's on fire!"
"That's steam! I'm taking a shower!"
"(a building is exploded)She did it!(points to Kate)"
"A demolition team did it, D.W."
"Right. That what I meant.(snaps fingers)"
"You're not in the story, and you're doing my lines! I warn Jack to run away but not until he hears "Fe Fi Fo"--you know the drill!"
"[Arthur chases DW around the kitchen table while Pal barks and Kate cries.] Alright everybody FREEZE!!
"Arthur, I just stopped by to give you this spring's reading list. Oh, are you having cake?
"[reciting his poem] People think I can't write a poem, but they are so wrong, I can write a poem. I wrote this one, I wrote this poem, and I gave it the title Binky's poem. So shut up! The end!
"[singing] The itsy bitsy spider crawled up the Brussels sprout.
"Oh everyone thinks that my brother stinks, like a piece of stinky cheese. But me, I say, that he's ok, as long as there's a breeze.
"Binky: I founded this club and now I'm un-founding it.