Back to the Beach
Release: August 07, 1987
Release: August 07, 1987

Fasten your seatbelts and get ready for a totally NEW WAVE motion picture experience. The two movie stars from "Beach Blanket Bingo," "Muscle Beach Party," "Bikini Beach," and other 60s beach movies, Frankie Avalon and Annette Funicello return to the beach of California. This was Ms.Annette Funicello's next to last movie.. her last performance was in The NBC TV Movie bio "A Dream Is A Wish Your Heart Makes!".

Michael: "We tried to figure where to take you last night, but you kept saying, "Why-oh, why-oh, why-oh did I ever leave Ohio?"."
Frankie: "That's a damn good question. Why did I leave?"
Troy: "You can tell the men from the boys by the price of their toys."
Frankie: "[after hearing his daughter's answering machine saying "We're not in"] But what does "we" mean?"
Bobby: "[impossibly sarcastic] I think it's the plural form, meaning "more than one." Would you like me to conjugate that for you, Pop? Do you know what "conjugate" means, Dad?"
Michael: "Sandy, you keep leaving the soap on the shower floor, and it keeps getting gross and squishy, and then it just disappears. And this was my favorite soap-on-a-rope, and look at's just rope."
Sandy: "Gosh, Michael, what a gut-wrenching tragedy. Get Jerry Lewis on the phone, we'll get a tel-a-thon going."
Michael: "Putting those ships into those bottles, that's got to take a lot of patience, intelligence, skill, and talent."
The Harbor Master: "I bought this for a buck from a nine-year-old girl."
Michael: "Wow, shrewd and thrifty, too."
Sandy: "[about her surfer engagement ring] It's a good thing you're not a plumber, or I'd be wearing a toilet bowl on my hand!"
Bobby: "Mom, was I adopted, and if not, can I be now?"
Bobby: "I know exactly what's in there. It's been in there every single day of my life. It's peanut butter, isn't it, Mom? ISN'T IT?"
Announcer: "You must represent darkness, evil, and godless communism."
Bobby: "You forgot"
Frankie: "Shhh...I think I hear something."
Bobby: "You mean she's making noise in her own apartment? They just go nuts in California, huh dad?"
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