Chief Wiggum:
"[he stops Fat Tony and his henchmen with 'a dead body'; per Mayor Quimby's 'Code Black' emergency] Uh- Sorry; Sorry: No dumping into the lake."
Fat Tony:
"Fine; I will put my 'yard trimmings' in the car compactor. [He turns away]"
Lou:
"Uh⋯ Chief: That thing was a dead body in there."
Wiggum:
"I thought that too un- till he said 'yard trimmings', ee. Got to learn to listen, Lou."
Channel 6 Newsreporter:
"this is Kent Brockman reporting to you on a crisis so serious it has its own name and theme music."
"[an animated graphic shows Springfield being covered in a dome, operated by the EPA, in the name of 'Trappuccino'.]"
Mr. Burns:
"[omitted; from the .30 Blu-ray/DVD spot] Hmm⋯ That's really the same thing."
Homer:
"Stay back! I've got a chainsaw (makes vocal chainsaw sounds)."
Kent Brockman:
"Now, Channel 6 does not endorse vigilante violence. Unless it gets results... which it *will*. (a picture of Homer appears in the upper-right corner) Get him!"
Krusty the Clown:
"If you can find a greasier sandwich, you're in Mexico!"
News Ticker:
"Watch 'Are You Smarter Than a Celebrity?' on FOX. That's right, we even advertise our shows during movies now."
Professor Frink:
"People, people, I have a very important announcement! I have invented an acid-firing super drill that can cut through anything. It's right there, just out... side the dome."
EPA Passenger:
"Look, we can't keep stopping at every "Sop", "Yeld", and "One Vay" sign."
EPA Passenger:
"There's something strange about that 'Sop' sign.."
Grampa:
"That crazy old man in church was right!"
Russ Cargill:
"Your government has realized that sealing you under this dome was a terrible mistake. Therefore, we are commencing with Operation Soaring Eagle (the crowd cheers) ...which involves killing you all."
Tom Hanks:
"This is Tom Hanks saying, if you're gonna pick a government to trust, why not this one?"
Tom Hanks:
"Hello. I'm Tom Hanks. The US Government has lost its credibility, so it's borrowing some of mine."
Homer:
"Okay, epiphany, epiphany... oh I know! Bananas are an excellent source of potassium! (gets slapped) Ow! Uh, America will never embrace soccer. (gets slapped) More than two shakes and it's playing with yourself?"
Comic Book Guy:
"I've spent my entire life doing nothing but collecting comic books... and now there's only time to say... LIFE WELL SPENT!"
Mr. Burns:
"Smithers... I don't believe in suicide, but if you'd like to try it, it might cheer me up to watch."
Theater Worker:
"Assistant Manager isn't all it's cracked up to be. Four years of film school for this?"
Tom Hanks:
"This is Tom Hanks saying if you see me in person, please, leave me be."
Homer:
"Listen to me! All of you! We are staying! We have a great life here in Alaska, and we're never going back to America again!"
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