Release: August 26, 1994
Home Video trailer (Ultra Low Quality)
"Diets don't work. Chocolate cake works.
"Who would think something like this would happen from harmless flares and roman candles?
"(Referring to Betty Stoler) She has food stuck in her braces from last Christmas.
Dennis and Mud:
""Mud": Who's this?
Dennis Van Welker: Winston Churchill. Jimi Hendrix of the spoken word.
"Mud": Who's Jimi Hendrix?
Dennis Van Welker: Michael Jordan of the electric guitar.
-Dennis and Mud"
"(on Dennis Van Welker) Last year, he tried to do 'Silence of the Lambs' as a musical.
Dennis Van Welker:
"You know, back in the '60s when we said we wanted to change society, maybe we should've been more specific.
-Dennis Van Welker"