El Guapo:
"Oh-ho, you"
Dusty Bottoms:
"Jose!
(bandidos cheer)"
El Guapo:
"Together we..."
Dusty Bottoms:
"Burned the village!
(bandidos cheer)"
El Guapo:
"And, uh..."
Dusty Bottoms:
"raped de horses
(banditos cheer)"
El Guapo:
"And we"
Dusty Bottoms:
"Rode off on the women!
(banditos cheer but quietly)"
El Guapo:
"And uh..."
Dusty Bottoms:
"Plundered!"
El Guapo:
"Plundered!
And uh..."
Dusty Bottoms:
"Pruned!"
El Guapo:
"....pruned...the, uh.."
Dusty Bottoms:
"Hedges!"
El Guapo:
"hedges of...."
Dusty Bottoms:
"Many small villages!"
El Guapo:
"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?!"
Lucky Day:
"Oh Great! Real Bullets!"
Dusty Bottoms:
"[a small plane flies overhead]
What is it doing here?"
Ned Nederlander:
"I think it's a mail plane."
Dusty Bottoms:
"How can you tell?"
Ned Nederlander:
"Didn't you notice its little balls?"
Bartender:
"We don't serve beer, we have tequila."
Sunny:
"What's tequila?"
Bartender:
"Eh, it's like beer."
Sunny:
"Ok, three light beers please."
Sunny:
"Goodnight Ned."
Dusty:
"Goodnight Ned."
Turtle:
"Goodnight Ned."
Dusty:
"What's in-famous mean?"
Ned:
"It's when you besome sooooo famous, you're then in-famous."
Spanish lady:
"Would you like to kiss me?"
Dusty:
"Yeah!"
Spanish lady:
"Well?"
Dusty:
"Oh, you meant now?"
Sunny Day:
"You're supposed to shoot up, we both shot up. It's like working with a 6 year old."
Ned Nederlander:
"Chip, chip, chip, chip, chip, chip, chip, chip......NANNY!"
Lucky Day:
"Faaaaarley, Farley, Farley, Farley, Faaaaaaarley, ahfaaaarl!"
Dusty Bottoms:
"Kinut, hoooooola widdle. Tas, habble... sohn."
El Guapo:
"It's a sweater!
-El Guapo"
Jefe (2nd Boss):
"Today......... he is..................... 33 years old.
-Jefe (2nd Boss)"