David:
"It is too late, my blood is in your veins."
Alan Frog:
"Death... by stereo"
Alan Frog:
"Death... by stereo"
Allen:
"How do you like Santa Carla so far?"
Sam:
"It's a pretty cool place, if you're a martian"
Edgar:
"Or a vampire"
Sam:
"Are you guys sniffing old newsprint or something?"
David:
"How far are you willing to go Michael?"
Grampa:
"Okay! lets go to town!....we having fun or what?!"
Sam:
"I thought we were going to town?"
Grampa:
"well that about as close to town as i like to get."
Michael:
"He looks dead."
Sam:
"If he's dead can we go back to Phoenix?!"
Edgar:
"Where the hell are you from? Krypton?"
Sam:
"Phoenix actually. but lucky me, we moved....here."
Michael:
"I cant beat your bike."
David:
"you dont have to beat me Michael, just try and keep up."
David:
"My turn...
-David"
sam and michael:
"sam: "your a vampire, I knew it"
michael: "no, I'm not!"
sam: "what are you then...the flying nun?!"
-sam and michael"
Sam:
"whats wrong with this picture?..theres no t.v! have you seen a t.v mike? I haven't seen a t.v...do you know what it means when there's no tv?- no MTV.
-Sam"
edgar and allan frog:
"edgar: "we trashed the one who looks like twisted sister!"
allan: "totally anniliated his night-stalking ass!
-edgar and allan frog"
sam and grampa:
"sam: "wait, wait- you HAVE a t.v?
grampa: "no, read the t.v guide- you don't need a t.v
-sam and grampa"
sam:
"vampire: "you missed sucker!"
sam: "only once pal...."
"death by stereo!"
-sam"
Alan Frog:
"Oh sh!t, it's the attack of Eddie Munster
-Alan Frog"
Grandpa:
"One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach, all the damn vampires.
-Grandpa"
Sam and Michael:
"Michael Emerson: Look, this isn't a comic book, Sam, these guys are brutal killers.
Sam Emerson: So are the Frog brothers!
-Sam and Michael"
Edgar Frog:
"The bloodsucking Brady Bunch!
-Edgar Frog"
Sam:
"Michael, you are a vampire! want till mom finds out
-Sam"