Veronica Sawyer:
"It's one thing to want someone out of your life, but it's another thing to serve them a wake-up cup full of liquid draino!"
Veronica Sawyer:
"Oh, my God. I'll have to send my S.A.T. scores to San Quentin instead of Stanford."
Heather Chandler:
"Transfer to Washington. Transfer to Jefferson. No one at Westerberg is going to let you play their reindeer games."
J.D.:
"Greetings and salutations..."
Veronica Sawyer:
"If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being. You'd be a game-show host."
Heather Chandler:
"Corn Nuts!"
Veronica Sawyer:
"Plain or BQ?"
Heather Chandler:
"BQ!"
Principal:
"Now I've seen a lot of bullshit... angel dust, switchblades, sexually perverse photography involving tennis rackets..."
Veronica Sawyer:
"You know, I have a little prepared speech I tell my suitor when he wants more than I'd like to give him. Gee, blank, I had a really nice..."
Brad:
"Save the speeches for Malcolm X, I just want to get laid."
J.D.:
"Football season is over, Veronica. Kurt and Ram had nothing left to offer the school except for date rapes and AIDS jokes."
Student:
"Did You Hear? School's canceled today cause Kurt & Ram killed themselves in a repressed, homosexual, suicide pact."
Veronica:
"And to think there was a time when I actually thought you were cool! If you can't deal with me now then stay home and shoot your tv- blow up a couple of toasters or something! Just don't come to school and don't mess with me.
-Veronica"
heather chandler:
"well f#@k me gently with a chain saw
-heather chandler"
heather chandler:
"Grow up heather....bulimia is so 87'
-heather chandler"
veronica:
"what's your damage heather?!
-veronica"
veronica:
"killing heather would be like offing the wicked witch of the west...east...no west- I sound like a fu#@ing psycho!
-veronica"
veronica:
"your beautiful
-veronica"
heather chandler:
"Did you have a brain tumour for breakfast?
-heather chandler"
J.D and Kurt:
"kurt: "hey ram, doesn't this cafeteria have a "no fags allowed" rule?"
J.D: well they seem to have an open door policy for assholes though don't they?"
-J.D and Kurt"
heather chandler:
"You were nothing before you met me...you were playing barbies with betty finn!...you were a bluebird, you were a brownie...you were a girl scout cookie!
-heather chandler"