Pee-Wee's Big Adventure Quotes
Cowboy: Hey...kid, what's your name?
Pee Wee: I can't remember
Cowboy #2: Where you from?
Pee Wee: I can't remember
Cowboy: don't your remember anything?
Pee Wee: I remember....the Alamo
Cowboys hooting and hollering, throwing hats in the air.
Madame Ruby: For twenty dollars I can tell you a lot of things. For thirty dollars I can tell you more. And for fifty dollars I can tell you *everything*.
Pee-wee: Tell me why I'm here first.
Madame Ruby: You're here because you... want something!
Dottie: Hello?
Pee-wee: Hi, Dottie, it's Pee-wee!
Dottie: Pee-wee? Where are you calling from?
Pee-wee: Texas!
Dottie: Huh?
Pee-wee: Honest! I'll prove it!
Pee-wee: The stars at night are big and bright...
Passersby: [singing and clapping] ... deep in the heart of Texas!
Hobo: (Singing) "Jimmy crack corn and I don't care. Jimmy crack corn and I don't care! JIMMY CRACK CORN AND I DON'T CARE!"

Pee-Wee: (Jumping off the train) "AAAHHH!"
Mickey: (Before driving away from Pee-Wee) "See you in the Promised Land. Arrividerci, baby!"
Francis: "Good morning, Pee-wee."
Pee-wee: "Hello, Francis."
Francis: "Today's my birthday and my father said I can have anything I want."
Pee-wee: "Good for you and your father."
Francis: "So guess what I want?"
Pee-wee: "A new brain."
Francis: "No... your bike."
Pee-wee: "I wanna see Francis!"
Butler: "Francis is busy."
Pee-wee: "Busy doing what?"
Butler: "He's having his bath."
Pee-wee: "Oh, really? Where are they hosing him down?"
"Good morning Pee Wee."
"Good morning Mr. Breakfast!"
"Pee Wee, can I have some Mr. T Cereal?"
"I pity the fool that don't eat my cereal!"
Dottie: "Don't you want to see the rest of the movie?"

Pee-Wee: "I don't need to see it, Dottie. I *LIVED* it!"
Pee Wee in Mr. T voice" I pity The fool who never eat Mr. T.cereal"

- Pee Wee Herman
"tell them Large Marge sent ya"-Large Marge
Pee Wee:
Sorry I dont make Monkies, I just train em"!
-Pee Wee
Is this something you can share with the rest of us, Amazing Larry?
Pee Wee as Bell Hop:
Paging Mr Herman...Mr Herman you have a telephone call at the front desk.
-Pee Wee as Bell Hop
pee wee & Tour guide at alamo:
Pee Wee: Where's the basement?

Tour guide: There is no basement at the alamo!!! (laughing at him)

-pee wee & Tour guide at alamo
Pee Wee:
Dotty, you dont wanna get mixed up with a guy like a loner, Dotty....A rebel.
-Pee Wee
Pee-Wee and Francis:
Pee-Wee and Francis: I know you are, but what am I? (x5) Pee-Wee: Infinity! Francis: No. I'm not... Pee-Wee and Francis: You are!
-Pee-Wee and Francis
Francis and Pee-Wee:
Francis: Then you're crazy! Pee-Wee: I know you are, but what am I? Francis: You're a nerd! Pee-Wee: I know you are, but what am I? Francis: You're an idiot! Pee-Wee: I know you are, but what am I?
-Francis and Pee-Wee
Large Marge and Pee-Wee:
Large Marge:It looked like... this! *Evil Laugh & Scary Face*
Pee-Wee: AAHHHH!
Large Marge: Yes, sir. That was the worst... accident... I ever seen.
Pee-Wee: Uhh, I get off right up here.
-Large Marge and Pee-Wee
It's not for sale, Francis.