The Carol Burnett Show Quotes
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Carol:
No visiting, no visiting, the earth just moved.
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Carol :
Whoo!
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Eunice:
Go on, Mama.
Mama Harper:
Sure that little asshole.....
Everyone:
(breaks into laughter)
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Carol:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (Tarzan Yell)
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Mama Harper:
You ain't right in the head, Eunice! I think somebody blew your pilot light out!
Eunice:
That's a *new* one, Mama!
Mama Harper:
Well, you just wait, there's more!
Eunice:
(clasping her hands over her face to hide her laughter) Oh, no!
Mama Harper:
You've got splinters in the windmills of your mind!
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Carol:
I'm so glad we've had this time together. Just to have a laugh or sing a song. Seems we've just got started. And before you know it, comes the time we have to say, "So long!" Good night everybody!
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Carol:
Let's turn up the lights and see if you have any questions!