The Carol Burnett Show Quotes
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      Carol:
      No visiting, no visiting, the earth just moved.
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        Carol :
        Whoo!
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          Eunice:
          Go on, Mama.
          Mama Harper:
          Sure that little asshole.....
          Everyone:
          (breaks into laughter)
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            Carol:
            AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (Tarzan Yell)
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              Mama Harper:
              You ain't right in the head, Eunice! I think somebody blew your pilot light out!
              Eunice:
              That's a *new* one, Mama!
              Mama Harper:
              Well, you just wait, there's more!
              Eunice:
              (clasping her hands over her face to hide her laughter) Oh, no!
              Mama Harper:
              You've got splinters in the windmills of your mind!
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                Carol:
                I'm so glad we've had this time together. Just to have a laugh or sing a song. Seems we've just got started. And before you know it, comes the time we have to say, "So long!" Good night everybody!
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                  Carol:
                  Let's turn up the lights and see if you have any questions!