Friends Quotes
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Joey:
How, you doin'?
32055
Ross:
"Hey, I grew up with Monica! Either you ate fast or YOU DIDN'T EAT!"
31976
Janice:
OH...MY...GODDD!!!!!!
31975
Rachel:
*Introducing her sister, Jill to everyone* "Well, this is Chandler! And you know Monica and Ross. And that's Phoebe, and that's Joey!"
Joey:
"Hey, how you doin'?--"
Rachel:
"DON'T!!!!!!"
31972
Chandler:
"What if all my stuff was here...?"
Monica:
"Well then you'd have to go back and fourth and it'd get annoying".
Chandler:
"...Okay...*blinks twice*...What if we moved in together and you understood what I'm saying???!"
31971
Monica:
"Hey, little Ben. I'm your Aunt Monica. Yes I am...

...and I will ALWAYS have gum!"
23740
Its an electric drill! If you "get me" you kill me!
-Chandler-
23739
Ross, this is not a marriage. It's the world's worst hang over.
Rachel
23738
See, he's her lobster.
Pheobe after Ross and Rachaels first kiss.
23737
Rachael: And just so you know, it's not that common, it doesn't happen to everyone, and it IS a big deal.
Chandler: I KNEW IT!!!
Rachael after throwing Ross out
23736
Chandler:
Well, I thought if I littered, that crying Indian might come by and save us.
-Chandler
23735
Gunther:
Hey, buddy, this is a family place, put the mouse back in the house.
-Gunther
23734
Monica:
'Fine! Judge all you want but, married a lesbian, left a man at the alter, fell in love with a gay ice dancer, threw a girl's wooden leg on a fire, livin' in a box.
-Monica
23733
Ross:
See what? I don't know what she sees in...innn that goober. And it takes him, what? Like...like...I don't know. Uhh...uhhh, hello...a...week, to get out a sentence.
-Ross
23732
Rachel:
Chandler Bing, it's time to see your thing.
-Rachel
23731
Ross:
FIVE PAGES! FRONT AND BACK!!
-Ross
23730
Phoebe and Ross:
Phoebe: Yeah, I definitely don't like the name Ross. Ross: What a weird way to kick me when I'm down.
-Phoebe and Ross
23729
Chandler and Ross:
Chandler: WHOOPA!
Ross: What was that?
Chandler: You know the noise when your whipped by your women.
Ross: Actually its "WHITSSSHHH!
Chandler: Yeah that's what I said WHOOPA!
-Chandler and Ross
23728
Ross, Monica and Chandler:
Ross: What was the name of Chandler's father gay burlisque show?
Monica: VIVA LAS GAYGAS!
Chandler: Unfortunatly that is correct.
-Ross, Monica and Chandler
23727
Chandler and Joey:
(Ross is upset over someone eating his turkey sandwich and Chandler is reading his note)
Chandler: Knock knock. Who's there? Ross Geller's lunch. Ross Geller's lunch who? Ross gellers lunch don't eat me ok?.
Joey: Yeah, I am surprised you were'
-Chandler and Joey