Mighty Max Quotes
18930
Max:
Have you riven a fjord lately!
-Max
18929
Max and Mom:
Max: Mom! You gotta take that ring off!
Max's Mom: I don't think it's going to fit you, Max. It's tight on me.
-Max and Mom
18928
Max Virgil and Norman:
Max: Virgil, the prophecy has got to have something to say about this mess?
Virgil: With Skull Master's demise, the prophecy no longer applies! Nothing but chaos remains.
Norman: Works for me!
-Max Virgil and Norman
18927
Skullmaster:
[opening lines of the series, as we see Skullmaster's digging machines at work] Dig. Swallow. Chew. Eat me a hole so I may bring... pain! A tunnel to unleash my torment... upon them. Up... on the surface... in the sun... Dig a path for me to be *freeeeee
-Skullmaster
18926
Max and Virgil:
Max: What's going on here?
Virgil: Oh merely the end of the world!
Max: Oh good. I was afraid it was something serious.
-Max and Virgil
18925
Max:
A Cyberskull action figure? That's a "Must Have" item on my Christmas list!
-Max
18924
Norman:
I'm gonna make a pancake out of that pipsqueak!
-Norman
18923
Max and Zygote:
[Zygote faces his T-Rex against Max's devolved pet iguana, Thor]
Prof. Zygote: My dinosaur can beat your dinosaur!
Max: Oh, now we're REALLY mature.
-Max and Zygote
18922
Max and Norman:
[Max and Norman enter a room with several solid stone slabs as furniture]
Max: Yeesh, what is this place?
Norman: My room, Mighty One
Max: Ah. Remind me never to have a pillow fight with you, Norman.
-Max and Norman
18921
Virgil and Max:
Virgil: Max, my boy. You are earth's only hope!
Max: You know, I knew you were going to say that. Come on man. What about the air force, or the U.N.? Arnold Schwarzenegger? I mean we don't want to hog all the glory for ourselves.

-Virgil and Max
18920
Spike and Norman:
Spike: [while being dangled over a cliff by Norman] You can't kill me! If you do, you'll be no better than me!
Norman: [drops him] I can live with that.
-Spike and Norman
18919
Max and Virgil:
Max: My mentor is an over-sized chicken?
Virgil: I'm a fowl, actually.
-Max and Virgil
18918
Max and Guy in chicken suit:
Max: Oh well. What would you expect from a fowl?
Man in Chicken Suit: Hey! I'm a chicken, actually!
-Max and Guy in chicken suit
18917
Max and random men:
Max: What are we facing this time? A beast? A monster? A demon?
Man #1: It's a beast!
Man #2: It's a monster!
Man #3: It's a demon!
Max: Ha! Ace Ventura always gets it!
-Max and random men
18916
Max:
Whoa, a CD! No title? Just my luck, it might be the Village People.
-Max
18915
Max and Virgil:
Max: Good means of summoning, Virgil. Why didn't you spell it out in pepperoni?
Virgil: I wanted to make sure you read it before you ate it.
-Max and Virgil
18914
Max and Bea:
Max: You can't fly the plane.
Bea: Why? Because I'm a girl?
Max: Because you don't know how.
Bea: Yes I do. My mother taught me.
-Max and Bea
18913
Max:
Come on, Virg. The only dinosaur living in Hawaii is big and purple and sings on TV.
-Max
18912
Man, Sarah, and Max:
Man: Him!
Sarah: Him!
Max: Who him?
-Man, Sarah, and Max
18911
Max and Norman:
Max: Why are we still running?
Norman: Good exercise.
-Max and Norman