Look Who's Talking Quotes
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"When you judge another, you don't define them you define yourself," Trevor Adams Bang Bang You're Dead
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Albert and Mollie:
Albert: Mollie, this is my $5000.00 desk. *Mollie smashes Mikey's dirty diaper onto desk* Mollie: Well, it's junk now!
-Albert and Mollie
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Mollie:
I'm a very understanding person, Albert. I understand that you are going through a selfish phase. And, I'm sure that you will understand that I am going through a destructive phase.

-Mollie
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Mikey:
Put me back in! Put me back in!

-Mikey
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Mollie:
Hey, you know, that's breast milk.

-Mollie
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Mollie:
It was easy. I went to the clinic and got some frozen sperm. I brought it home, defrosted it, inserted it, and... and I'm pregnant.

-Mollie
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Mollie:
Don't touch me! I'm going to have this baby without you touching me!

-Mollie
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Mollie:
Why don't you try squeezing something the size of a watermelon out of an opening the size of a lemon and see how hot YOU look?

-Mollie
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Mikey:
Wait a minute. These things come in different sizes? What are these, jumbos?

-Mikey
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Rona:
Get outta here. Nobel Prize winners ejaculating in jars?

-Rona
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James:
It's weird, isn't it? You spend the first nine months trying to get out and the rest of your life trying to get back in.

-James
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Mollie:
I'm sorry that I made you wear that stupid outfit, and I'm sorry that you had to meet that MEAN MAN. You'll never have to see him again. You know what I don't get? Every time I take you somewhere, everyone says how cute you are, and how crazy they are.
-Mollie
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Rosie:
So that's it? Now you and the frozen pop are having a baby.

-Rosie