Fight Club Quotes
10617
Marla:
Yeah?
Jack:
Marla, it's me. Have we ever done it?
Marla:
"Done" what?
Jack:
Have we ever had sex?
Marla:
What kind of stupid question is that?!
Jack:
Is it stupid, because the answer's "yes" or because the answer's "no"?
Marla:
Is this a trick?
Jack:
No, Marla, I need to know…
Marla:
You mean, you want to know if we were just having sex or making love?
Jack:
We did make love.
Marla:
Is that what you're calling it?
Jack:
Just answer the question, Marla, please. Did we do it or not?
Marla:
You fuck me, then snub me. You love me, you hate me. You show me your sensitive side, then you turn into a total asshole. Is that a pretty accurate description of our relationship, Tyler?
Jack:
[v/o] We have just lost cabin pressure.
What did you just say?
Marla:
What is wrong with you?
Jack:
What did you just called me? Say my name!
Marla:
Tyler Durden, Tyler Durden, you fucking freak, what's going on? I'm coming over.
Jack:
No, wait Marla, I'm not there!
10616
Tyler: aw right in the ear
10615
Tyler: "If you could fight any historical figure who would it be?"
Narrator: "I'd fight Ghandi."
Tyler: "Oooh, good answer."
10614
Jack: "This is going to take a huge amount of faith on your part"

Marla: "Oh here comes an avalanche of Bull****"

Jack: "A little more faith than that"
10613
Detective:
You said that if anyone ever interferes with Project Mayhem, even you, we gotta get his balls.

-Detective
10612
Robert Chesler:
Pretend you're me, make a managerial decision: you find this, what would you do?
-Robert Chesler
10611
Tyler Durden:
Tell him. Tell him, The liberator who destroyed my property has realigned my perceptions.

-Tyler Durden
10610
Narrator:
Marla... the little scratch on the roof of your mouth that would heal if only you could stop tonguing it, but you can't.

-Narrator
10609
Marla Singer:
You're the worst thing that's ever happened to me.

-Marla Singer
10608
Tyler Durden:
She's a predator posing as a house pet.
-Tyler Durden
10607
Narrator:
With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels.
-Narrator
10606
Airport Security Officer:
...always use the indefinite article 'a' dildo, never 'your' dildo.
-Airport Security Officer
10605
Tyler Durden:
You just had a near-life experience!
-Tyler Durden
10604
Narrator:
If I did have a tumor, I'd name it Marla.
-Narrator
10603
Marla Singer:
You're not getting this back. I consider it asshole tax.
-Marla Singer
10602
Tyler Durden:
You are the all-singing,all-dancing crap of the world.
-Tyler Durden
10601
Narrator:
I am Jack's smirking revenge.
-Narrator
10600
Project Mayhem:
His name is Robert Paulsen!
-Project Mayhem
10599
Tyler Durden:
It’s only after we’ve lost everything that we’re free to do anything.
-Tyler Durden
10598
Tyler Durden:
The first rule of Fight Club is - you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is - you DO NOT talk about Fight Club. Third rule of Fight Club, someone yells Stop!, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule, only two guys to a
-Tyler Durden