Marla:
"Yeah?"
Jack:
"Marla, it's me. Have we ever done it?"
Marla:
""Done" what?"
Jack:
"Have we ever had sex?"
Marla:
"What kind of stupid question is that?!"
Jack:
"Is it stupid, because the answer's "yes" or because the answer's "no"?"
Marla:
"Is this a trick?"
Jack:
"No, Marla, I need to know…"
Marla:
"You mean, you want to know if we were just having sex or making love?"
Jack:
"We did make love."
Marla:
"Is that what you're calling it?"
Jack:
"Just answer the question, Marla, please. Did we do it or not?"
Marla:
"You fuck me, then snub me. You love me, you hate me. You show me your sensitive side, then you turn into a total asshole. Is that a pretty accurate description of our relationship, Tyler?"
Jack:
"[v/o] We have just lost cabin pressure.
What did you just say?"
Marla:
"What is wrong with you?"
Jack:
"What did you just called me? Say my name!"
Marla:
"Tyler Durden, Tyler Durden, you fucking freak, what's going on? I'm coming over."
Jack:
"No, wait Marla, I'm not there!"
Tyler:
"aw right in the ear"
Tyler:
"If you could fight any historical figure who would it be?"
Narrator:
"I'd fight Ghandi."
Tyler:
"Oooh, good answer."
Jack:
"This is going to take a huge amount of faith on your part"
Marla:
"Oh here comes an avalanche of Bull****"
Jack:
"A little more faith than that"
Detective:
"You said that if anyone ever interferes with Project Mayhem, even you, we gotta get his balls. "
Robert Chesler:
"Pretend you're me, make a managerial decision: you find this, what would you do?"
Tyler Durden:
"Tell him. Tell him, The liberator who destroyed my property has realigned my perceptions."
Narrator:
"Marla... the little scratch on the roof of your mouth that would heal if only you could stop tonguing it, but you can't. "
Marla Singer:
"You're the worst thing that's ever happened to me. "
Tyler Durden:
"She's a predator posing as a house pet."
Narrator:
"With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels."
Airport Security Officer:
"...always use the indefinite article 'a' dildo, never 'your' dildo."
Tyler Durden:
"You just had a near-life experience!"
Narrator:
"If I did have a tumor, I'd name it Marla."
Marla Singer:
"You're not getting this back. I consider it asshole tax."
Tyler Durden:
"You are the all-singing,all-dancing crap of the world."
Narrator:
"I am Jack's smirking revenge."
Project Mayhem:
"His name is Robert Paulsen!"
Tyler Durden:
"It’s only after we’ve lost everything that we’re free to do anything."
Tyler Durden:
"The first rule of Fight Club is - you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is - you DO NOT talk about Fight Club. Third rule of Fight Club, someone yells Stop!, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule, only two guys to a"