Stand by Me Quotes
3583
vern:
oh my god

teddy:
it's that brower kid.
his ghost is out walking in the woods.

vern:
i promise i won't hawk no more dirty books.
i promise i won't say no more bad swears.
i promise i'll eat all my lima beans.

teddy:
two for flinching.
3582
vern:
if i could only have one food for the rest of my life?
that's easy. pez.
cherry-flavored pez. no question about it.
3581
Man: (to Lard-Ass) "Boy, are you fat!"
3580
Junkyard man: Your Dad is a loony!
Teddy duchamp: Call him that one more time.
Junkyard man: Loony! Loony! Loony!
Teddy: I'll rip of your head and S#it down your neck!

Teddy Duchamp, Junkyard man
3579
Crowd: (chanting) "Lard-Ass! Lard-Ass! Lard-Ass! Lard-Ass! Lard-Ass! Lard-Ass! Lard-Ass! Lard-Ass! Lard-Ass! Lard-Ass! Lard-Ass! Lard-Ass! Lard-Ass!"
3578
Junkyard Owner: "Looney Looney Looney"
3577
Vern: "Great spit at the fat kid"
3576
Teddy: "...Oh billy I think i just turned my fruit of the looms into a fudge factory!"
3575
Chris: You four-eyed pile of s***!
Teddy: A pile of s*** has a THOUSAND eyes!
3574
Teddy: My father stormed the beaches at Normandy!
3573
Vern: Geez, Gordie, why couldn't you have gotten breakfast stuff like twinkies, Pez and root beer?
Gordie: Sorry, Vern. I guess a more experienced shopper could have gotten more for your seven cents.
3572
The antler guys in the story:
Boom ba ba boom ba ba boom. (when lard ass walks)


Lard ass lard ass lard ass
-The antler guys in the story
3571
Gordie:
Traaaaaiiiiiinnnn!!
-Gordie
3570
the donelly twins:
hey lard ass! chow down wide load!
-the donelly twins
3569
chris and gordie:
chris: "who ever told you you had a fat one Lachance?"
gordie: "biggest one in 4 county's!
-chris and gordie
3568
Ace:
okay, you've stated your position clearly, now I'm gonna state mine....get in the f#*king car-NOW!
-Ace
3567
vern and chris:
vern: "yeah like if he's all cut up and blood and s#*t all over him-i might have nightmares"
chris: "shut up vern"
vern:"you know, like all guts and eyeballs ready to jump and grab..
chris: "shut up vern god dammit!
-vern and chris
3566
vern:
oh yeah my cousins like that, sincerely, she weighs close to 300 pounds- supposed to be her hyboid gland or somethin, well I dont know bout any hyboid gland but what a blimp!no shit- she looks like a thanksgiving turkey, and you know this one time...
-vern
3565
Chris:
I just wish...that I could go some place where nobody knows me
-Chris
3564
Gordie and Chris:
Gordie: I'll see ya"
chris: "not if I see you first"
-Gordie and Chris