Cory Matthews and Shawn Hunter:
"Shawn: Ren's the dog, Stimpy's the cat, Rocko's a wallaby.
Cory: And the bonus answer is "Honkerburger"?"
Eric:
"(Playing with a Mr Feeny puppet): Detention Mr Matthews! Detention Mr Matthews!"
Morgan:
"But TV's not funny. Cory's life is funny
-Morgan"
Cory:
"It's hard to imagine you as a boy. Did your parents call you Mr. Feeny?
-Cory"
Mr.Feeny:
"Your grades, my friend, aren't good enough to get you a Slurpee.
-Mr.Feeny"
Cory:
"Is it just me or does anyone else wanna hurl from boredom?
-Cory"
Cory:
"That's just what I want - to be Topanga's boyfriend. And then we can name our children Chubaka and Plankton
-Cory"
Eric:
"If stupidity were in the Olympics, you'd win a Nobel Prize
-Eric"
Topanga:
"With this outfit and this hair? Hello, buh-bye, I am SO at the mall
-Topanga"
Eric:
"FEEENNY, FEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-NAY!!!
-Eric"
Frankie:
"I walk alone in this world... Alone I walk... Except for the grilled cheese sandwich in my pocket.
-Frankie"
Eric:
"When a crime breaks out, all the cute girls shout, 'Get the good-looking guy.' When there's a crime out there, he's going to comb his hair, cause he's the good-looking guy
-Eric"
Cory:
"I, Cory Matthews, am a PO-TAY-TO
-Cory"
Eric:
"Life's tough, get a helmet
-Eric"
Mr. Feeny:
"Oh, look! Double D's, just like your grades. *Talking to Eric on the episode where he dresses like a little French girl.
-Mr. Feeny"
Eric:
"'' Riiiight, Hunter your staying with us this weekend.You and Cory don't spend enough time together,you know you guys should wear one big shirt.''
-Eric"
Frankie:
"Joey's mr. blue I'am mr. brown,why can't you see that?
-Frankie"
Eric:
"Phanny Feeny?'
-Eric"
Eric:
"Woo hoo hooo Feenie FE HE HE HE HE NAY!
-Eric"
Cory:
"TOPANGA!!!!!!
-Cory"