Hey Vern It's Ernest

Debut: January 01, 1988

Ended: January 01, 1989

This show for children based on the popular movies and commericals, featured Monty Python-like sketches starring Ernest P. Worrell (Jim Varney) with his viewers in which he calls them Vern, and various others (many also played by Varney).

Intros

Hey Vern Its Ernest - Lonnie Don Intro

Posters

Quotes

Ernest: "Hey Vern, it's me! -Ernest"

Ernest: "Hi, Vern. -Ernest"

Ernest: "KnowhatImean -Ernest"

Lonnie Don: "It sounds like...matter being converted to energy. - Lonnie Don"

Ernest: "I wanna look like a Wall Street tycoon...that's it, a Wall Street tycoon. - Ernest"

Comments

Quote O' Matic

Chris: "I think now, looking back, we did not fight the enemy; we fought ourselves. And the enemy was in us. The war is over for me now, but it will always be there, the rest of my days as I'm sure Elias will be, fighting with Barnes for what Rhah called possession of my soul. There are times since, I've felt like the child born of those two fathers."

Chris: "But, be that as it may, those of us who did make it have an obligation to build again, to teach to others what we know, and to try with what's left of our lives to find a goodness and a meaning to this life."

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