Elanor and Franklin Sherman:
"Elanor: Franklin, my life is an endless grey corridor.
Franklin: I've been there too, usually there's a midget making googly eyes at me. I call him "Mr Pickolini"."
Yes, rosebud Frozen Peas. Full of country goodness, and green Peaness.
"EGGS DON'T RIPEN!
"My therapist was right, God does hate me!
"ALL HAIL DUKE! DUKE IS LIFE!
"I AM THE GREAT AND POWERFUL DUKE!
"This is worse than that time you sucker-punched Mr. Rogers!
"Jay, we have a saying in Australia... well, it's not really a saying, it's a drinking song. It's about a bottle of beer and the men who loved her... and it doesn't really apply here, but my advice to you is slow down.
"I have a new girlfriend for you, son. Her name is Barbie and she lives in Mali-boo. She already has a boyfriend named Ken, but he's not much of a man, I checked.
"Ah, Naples. Why go to the city when you can bite the cookie that bears thy name?
"It worked! I'm a doc! I'm a happy, sneezy doc! *yawns* I'm a sleepy, happy, sneezy doc. I'd better get to bed or I'll be a grumpy, dopey, sleepy, happy, sneezy doc. Bashful?"
"Jay, Los Angeles is like a big Apple, the windy city, the cradle of civilization, the red planet! No wait, that's New York, Chicago, Babylonia, and Mars"
"I'm not wearing pants. I split my pants and now I'm not wearing pants."
"We dressmakers have a very strict code, so I need to know. Do you deserve to wear virginial white? Because if you don't, you'll have to wear an off-white, what we call a 'hussy white.' So which will it be? White-white?"
"Yes...um...except for the gloves."
"This film gets my highest rating...seven out of ten."
"You are an insipid walking commercial, and your cereal turned my urine pink!"
"If you want the world to love you you must be big and jolly like Santa Claus or Rush Limbaugh."
"I'm sorry, Master Jay, I did so want to scrub your dainties, but they somehow caught fire. Why do they burn so long?"
"On the 'Shermometer' this film rates an absolute zero!"