"It's a Parisian night suit, in case you didn't know."
"A Parisian! Ooh la la!"
"It's not a parisian. It's a jumpsuit. My grandfather in Florida wears them all the time because he's too lazy to put on pants!"
"Uh, dad, can I have an Atari from my birthday?"
"That's one of those expensive video games, isn't it?"
"No, no! It's not expensive!"
"Oh, well, the welfare lines are full of those video game players."
"I heard my mom say to her girlfriend, 'Any guy with feathered hair is *foxy*.'"
"I have to get into a bar. Everything fun in life happens in bars."
"How could you tell?"
"I know what high people look like. I went to a Seals and Crofts concert last summer."