Alfonso:
"Until next time remember, upload to me, get yourself on TV!"
Bob:
"Until next time, keep those cameras safely rolling."
Tom Bergeron:
"Until next time remember, upload to us, get rich get famous! Goodnight everybody!"
Daisy and John:
"Remember, here at AFV, (insert comment)! Good night!"
Tom Bergeron:
"Upload to us. Get rich, get famous. Good night, everybody!"
Tom Bergeron:
""If you get it on tape, you could get it in cash! Good night everybody!""
Bob:
""Keep those cameras safely rolling. And honey, (insert funny comment). Good night!""
Announcer:
""Ladies and Gentlemen, Bob Saget!""
Woman in clip:
"Grandma, where are you?"
Grandma in clip:
"Mexico?"
Woman in clip:
"No, China!"
Bob Saget in Army Clip:
"Oh, Henderson!
-Bob Saget in Army Clip"
Bob Saget in old lady video:
"I shouldn't have drank all that prune juice before I went on.
Out of my way! Out of my way!
-Bob Saget in old lady video"
Announcer:
"Ladies and gentlemen, Bob Saget!
-Announcer"
Bob Saget's Teachers:
"Bob, you're my student, not my entertainer.
-Bob Saget's Teachers"
Bob Saget's Producer:
"Bob, you're my entertainer, not my student.
-Bob Saget's Producer"
Tom Bergeron:
"If you get it on tape, you could get it in cash.
-Tom Bergeron"
Tom Bergeron (in golf clip):
"Fore...head!
-Tom Bergeron (in golf clip)"
tom bergreon-slomo gismo:
"haha your falli- IM FALLING TOO!
- tom bergreon-slomo gismo"
Tom:
"Little Ichabod use to get into trouble by headless horsing around.
-Tom"
Tom Bergeron:
"Only you can prevent... indecent exposure."
Tom Bergeron:
"(in video where a table of Easter eggs being colored falls over)"The worst thing that can happen when you're coloring easter eggs: A technicolor accident!""