Aliens in the Family
Debut: December 15, 1996
Ended: December 15, 1996
Debut: December 15, 1996
Ended: December 15, 1996

Cookie is a recombinant DNA scientist on a far planet. Divorced and looking for suitable material she abducts a suburban single father from Earth. Love blossoms, they marry, and she and her three children join him and his two on Earth, like an interstellar Brady Bunch.

Intros
Posters
Quotes
Bobut: "I require pudding. -Bobut"
Added By: System
Bobut: "Goodbye cruel domicile. -Bobut"
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Spit: "Whoah, glottensnort! -Spit"
Added By: System
Cookie: "Maybe he'll find that trail of alkeline battery treats we left for him. -Cookie"
Added By: System
Heather: "I know you ate my new Smashing Pumpkins CD. -Heather"
Added By: System
Bobut: "Rodent, I command you, find me Stinky Stevie! -Bobut"
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Bobut: "I require Stinky Stevie! -Bobut"
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Bobut: "You forbade me from using mind-control, which left me with very limited options! -Bobut"
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Bobut: "Please summarize. I am losing consciousness! -Bobut"
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Bobut: "Why are there no happy endings in real life? -Bobut"
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Tiffany: "Wow! A slimy little green man! -Tiffany"
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Tiffany: "That was the grossest thing I've ever seen... I loved it! -Tiffany"
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Bobut: "I thought you wanted a nicer Bobut... and I had the technology! -Bobut"
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Cookie: "You should know better than to scare Sally to death by impersonating an escaped convict over the baby monitor. -Cookie"
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Bobut: "You will never triumph. I will never surrender! -Bobut"
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Adam: "I wanna watch TV and Snizzy keeps trying to take it apart! -Adam"
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Doug: "If four of our kids could all work together to torture one of them, then maybe we are a real family. -Doug"
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Doug: "Heather, I think you learned a lesson. And that lesson is: killing is bad. -Doug"
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Bobut: "At last! Now I control all the spoons! -Bobut"
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Heather: "Uh, is there a reason why there's a spaceship on the patio? -Heather"
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