Fozzie Bear:
"Um we have to be going now. This fantasy is rated PG-13. We're under age."
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Gonzo (driving a dog sled):
"Oatmeal! Oatmeal!...What!?!? I was out of mush"
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Kermit:
"C'mon are you a man or a mouse?"
Fozzy:
"Got any cheese?"
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Fozzie:
"What do you call a comedian who is not funny?"
Animal:
"Fozzzzie."
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Gonzo:
"Okay your time has com flat face!"
Piggy:
"Flat Face"
Babies:
"Gonzo"
Piggy:
"Ohhhhhhhh!"
Skeeter:
"Neato Fidido!"
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Gonzo:
"How about whispering some sweet things in my ear Piggy Pie"
Baby Piggy:
"How aboout I thtrow some sourdough in your ear instead noodlenose"
Beaker:
"meep-meep"
Bunsen:
"No Beaker this is my latest invention"
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Skeeter:
"Not again. Gonzo, you're supposed to be the Great Kong, not 'King Kong'.
-Skeeter"
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Miss Piggy:
"I'm sorry for giving you an F Fozzie.
-Miss Piggy"
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Gonzo:
"Chessebuger, Chessebuger, Chessebuger
-Gonzo"
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Gonzo and Rowlf:
"Maybe my brain isn't working right." "Your brain's never worked right, Gonzo." "Oh yeah, I forgot.
-Gonzo and Rowlf"
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Kermit:
"Sheesh!
-Kermit"
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Piggy and Fozzy:
"Scooter, if you had ten hot dogs and Skeeter took three of them, what would you have?" "He'd have a tummy ache. Get it? Ha ha. Wokka wokka wokka.
-Piggy and Fozzy"
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Fozzie:
"Why did the man put a sweater on his hot dog? Because it was a chili dog. Wokka wokka wokka.
-Fozzie"
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Fozzie:
"What food do you eat with your mouth open? Give up? *see* food. Get it? Wokka, wokka, wokka.
-Fozzie"
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Gonzo:
"Awww, she called me a nerd. Next I'll be the nerd of her dreams.
-Gonzo"
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Gonzo:
"Weird is my middle name.
-Gonzo"
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Fozzie:
"What do you call a yo-yo that goes down but won't come up? A yo. Wokka wokka wokka.
-Fozzie"
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Piggy and Kermit:
"Piggy: I know what Kermit's wish is. It's that we get married.
Kermit: I don't wanna waste a wish.
-Piggy and Kermit"
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Gonzo and Fozzie:
"Gonzo: Hey, stay in focus. You're fuzzy.
Fozzie: No way, Gonzo. I'm not Fuzzy, I'm Fozzie.
-Gonzo and Fozzie"
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Gonzo:
"Come on, bust a move, will ya? Heard that on MTV.
-Gonzo"
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