"Um we have to be going now. This fantasy is rated PG-13. We're under age."
Gonzo (driving a dog sled):
"Oatmeal! Oatmeal!...What!?!? I was out of mush"
"C'mon are you a man or a mouse?"
"Got any cheese?"
"What do you call a comedian who is not funny?"
"Okay your time has com flat face!"
"How about whispering some sweet things in my ear Piggy Pie"
"How aboout I thtrow some sourdough in your ear instead noodlenose"
"No Beaker this is my latest invention"
"Not again. Gonzo, you're supposed to be the Great Kong, not 'King Kong'.
"I'm sorry for giving you an F Fozzie.
"Chessebuger, Chessebuger, Chessebuger
Gonzo and Rowlf:
"Maybe my brain isn't working right." "Your brain's never worked right, Gonzo." "Oh yeah, I forgot.
-Gonzo and Rowlf"
Piggy and Fozzy:
"Scooter, if you had ten hot dogs and Skeeter took three of them, what would you have?" "He'd have a tummy ache. Get it? Ha ha. Wokka wokka wokka.
-Piggy and Fozzy"
"Why did the man put a sweater on his hot dog? Because it was a chili dog. Wokka wokka wokka.
"What food do you eat with your mouth open? Give up? *see* food. Get it? Wokka, wokka, wokka.
"Awww, she called me a nerd. Next I'll be the nerd of her dreams.
"Weird is my middle name.
"What do you call a yo-yo that goes down but won't come up? A yo. Wokka wokka wokka.
Piggy and Kermit:
"Piggy: I know what Kermit's wish is. It's that we get married.
Kermit: I don't wanna waste a wish.
-Piggy and Kermit"
Gonzo and Fozzie:
"Gonzo: Hey, stay in focus. You're fuzzy.
Fozzie: No way, Gonzo. I'm not Fuzzy, I'm Fozzie.
-Gonzo and Fozzie"
"Come on, bust a move, will ya? Heard that on MTV.