""Hmm, my pepper's moving."
(Ug realizes that the black pepper is actually an army of ants from Sponge's ant farm. Later, he's heard power puking off screen.)"
""Genocide, he ate an entire city, didn't he realize?""
""Man, I never saw Ug 'power' puke like that, down at the fishing docs, on Dr. Kahn's sofa, the chapel, everywhere.""
"Aweful Waffle! Aweful Waffle!
"You are roasted, toasted, and burnt to a crisp!
"Hey, there's a balloon machine in here.
"We run. We jump. We swim and play. We row and go on trips
But the things that last forever... are our dear friendships
Camp Anawanna, we hold you in our hearts.
And when we think about you (it makes me wanna fart!)
It's 'I hope we never part'. Now get it right or pay the price!
"I don't have to be fair, I'm a counselor.
"Hey, you don’t want inspiration? Huh? You can have perspiration!
"The food bites; The bugs bite; Activities bite; Everything bites!"
Zeke The Plumber:
"I can smell your fear!
-Zeke The Plumber"
Ug and Z.Z:
"UG" "You won't need the guide, I happen to be one the finest woodsman since, Betty Crocket!" "ZZ" "You mean Davey Crocket?" "UG" "Yeah him too!
-Ug and Z.Z"
"You're a MEGA-wuss!
"Dina: "Budnick, if you want to go for a swim so bad, why don't you just jump in the lake?"
Budnick: "Because fish fart in it!"
"Bobby: Wow! That girl is amazing! That girl is breathtaking!
Pinsky: That girl is Dina!
"[locked in a bathroom] Hey, there's a machine on the wall that sells balloons!
"You are roasted,"
"…and burned to a crisp!"
"I made a locket out of a milk carton and put Michael's picture in it that way he'll always be by near heart.
"Ug: This is it; the baseball field! What do you think? P: It's not exactly what they showed me in the brochure.
"'I can hawk a loogie eight feet in the air and catch it with my tongue.' 'Wow. Your mother must be really proud.'
"Bobby: Look this way... Look that way... Man, your head's lopsided. Donkeylips: Can you fix it?