Salute Your Shorts
Debut: July 04, 1991
Ended: September 12, 1992

Salute Your Shorts was a comedy/drama television show aired on Nickelodeon from 1991-1992. It was set at a summer camp called Camp Anawanna, and was centered on the teenage campers and their situations such as boys vs. girls, schemes for sneaking out, and going against their counselor, Kevin "Ug" Lee.

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Ug': ""Hmm, my pepper's moving." (Ug realizes that the black pepper is actually an army of ants from Sponge's ant farm. Later, he's heard power puking off screen.)"
Sponge: ""Genocide, he ate an entire city, didn't he realize?""
Donkey Lips: ""Man, I never saw Ug 'power' puke like that, down at the fishing docs, on Dr. Kahn's sofa, the chapel, everywhere.""
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Gang: "Aweful Waffle! Aweful Waffle! -Gang"
Budnick: "You are roasted, toasted, and burnt to a crisp! -Budnick"
Donkey Lips: "Hey, there's a balloon machine in here. -Donkey Lips"
The Cast: "We run. We jump. We swim and play. We row and go on trips But the things that last forever... are our dear friendships Camp Anawanna, we hold you in our hearts. And when we think about you (it makes me wanna fart!) It's 'I hope we never part'. Now get it right or pay the price! -The Cast"
UGG: "I don't have to be fair, I'm a counselor. -UGG"
Kevin: "Hey, you don’t want inspiration? Huh? You can have perspiration! -Kevin"
Sponge: "The food bites; The bugs bite; Activities bite; Everything bites!"
Zeke The Plumber: "I can smell your fear! -Zeke The Plumber"
Ug and Z.Z: "UG" "You won't need the guide, I happen to be one the finest woodsman since, Betty Crocket!" "ZZ" "You mean Davey Crocket?" "UG" "Yeah him too! -Ug and Z.Z"
Deena: "Oh, GROSS! -Deena"
Budnick: "You're a MEGA-wuss! -Budnick"
Dina/Budnick: "Dina: "Budnick, if you want to go for a swim so bad, why don't you just jump in the lake?" Budnick: "Because fish fart in it!" -Dina/Budnick"
Bobby Pinsky: "Bobby: Wow! That girl is amazing! That girl is breathtaking! Pinsky: That girl is Dina! -Bobby Pinsky"
Donkeylips: "[locked in a bathroom] Hey, there's a machine on the wall that sells balloons! -Donkeylips"
Bobby: "You are roasted,"
Donkeylips: "…toasted…"
Both: "…and burned to a crisp!"
Z.Z.: "I made a locket out of a milk carton and put Michael's picture in it that way he'll always be by near heart. -Z.Z."
Ug Pinsky: "Ug: This is it; the baseball field! What do you think? P: It's not exactly what they showed me in the brochure. -Ug Pinsky"
Donkeylips Michael: "'I can hawk a loogie eight feet in the air and catch it with my tongue.' 'Wow. Your mother must be really proud.' -Donkeylips Michael"
Bobby Donkeylips: "Bobby: Look this way... Look that way... Man, your head's lopsided. Donkeylips: Can you fix it? -Bobby Donkeylips"
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