Salute Your Shorts
Debut: January 01, 1991
Ended: January 01, 1992
Debut: January 01, 1991
Ended: January 01, 1992

Salute Your Shorts was a comedy/drama television show aired on Nickelodeon from 1991-1992. It was set at a summer camp called Camp Anawanna, and was centered on the teenage campers and their situations such as boys vs. girls, schemes for sneaking out, and going against their counselor, Kevin "Ug" Lee.

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Credits
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Quotes
Ug': ""Hmm, my pepper's moving." (Ug realizes that the black pepper is actually an army of ants from Sponge's ant farm. Later, he's heard power puking off screen.)"
Sponge: ""Genocide, he ate an entire city, didn't he realize?""
Donkey Lips: ""Man, I never saw Ug 'power' puke like that, down at the fishing docs, on Dr. Kahn's sofa, the chapel, everywhere.""
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Z.Z.: "Where is Sponge going? And why is he dressed like Orville Redenbacher?"
Telly: "(laughingly) I don't know, but Fred and Barney are right behind him!"
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Budnick: "Beans, beans, they're good for the heart, the more you eat, the more you--"
Ug: "NEXT!"
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Bobby: "I tell a ghost story and you buy it hook, line and stinker... heh, I just cut one."
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Bobby: "Wow! That girl is amazing! That girl is breathtaking!"
Pinsky: "That girl is Dina!"
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Bobby: "You are roasted."
Donkeylips: "Toasted."
Bobby, Donkeylips: "And burned to a crisp!"
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Pinsky: "Guys I can't believe it! My favorite movie is playing tonight, Attack of the Cheese Monster. This guy's made of cheddar, jack, Swiss. This guys is a monster made of Muenster."
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Z.Z.: "[trapped in a cave] Echo. Save the whales."
Telly: "Will you shut up!"
Z.Z.: "What? You don't want to save the whales?"
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Donkeylips: "[while locked in a bathroom] Hey, there's a machine on the wall that sells balloons!"
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Donkeylips: "I can hawk a loogie eight feet in the air and catch it with my tongue."
Michael Stein: "Wow. Your mother must be really proud."
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ZZ Telly Dina: "Definite potential! -ZZ Telly Dina"
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Donkeylipps: "(Ellen takes food) HEY! That was my sandwitch and I paid for those bag of chips! Thats it im going to tell Dr. Kaun that his neice is a theif! -Donkeylipps"
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Z.Z. Telly: "Z.Z.: Echo. Save the whales. Telly: Will you shut up! Z.Z.: What? You don't want to save the whales? -Z.Z. Telly"
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Pinsky: "Guys I can't believe it! My favorite movie is playing tonight, "Attack of the Cheese Monster". This guy's made of cheddar, jack, Swiss. This guys is a monster made of Muenster. -Pinsky"
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Bobby Donkeylips: "Bobby: Look this way... Look that way... Man, your head's lopsided. Donkeylips: Can you fix it? -Bobby Donkeylips"
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Donkeylips Michael: "'I can hawk a loogie eight feet in the air and catch it with my tongue.' 'Wow. Your mother must be really proud.' -Donkeylips Michael"
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Bobby: "Hello and welcome to bunk 13. 200 miles from the nearest flush toilet. -Bobby"
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Ug Pinsky: "Ug: This is it; the baseball field! What do you think? P: It's not exactly what they showed me in the brochure. -Ug Pinsky"
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Z.Z.: "I made a locket out of a milk carton and put Michael's picture in it that way he'll always be by near heart. -Z.Z."
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Bobby: "You are roasted,"
Donkeylips: "…toasted…"
Both: "…and burned to a crisp!"
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