Artie:
"Artie! The strongest man.....In the world!
-Artie"
Pete:
"Bite my scab, blowhole!
-Pete"
Ellen:
"I am a dot.
-Ellen"
Big Pete:
"Why is it that when you miss somebody so much that your heart is ready to disintegrate, you always hear the saddest song ever on the radio?
-Big Pete"
Artie, The Strongest Man in the World:
"Begone with you pulpy, before I fold you into some type of brochure!
-Artie, The Strongest Man in the World"
Little Pete:
"Read it and weep, fungus-lick!
-Little Pete"
Don Wrigley:
"C'mon Pete, we gotta kill Bob while he's still alive!
-Don Wrigley"
Ellen and Bus Driver Stu Benedict:
"Ellen:"What do you see?"*shows Stu a picture of Stonehenge*Stu:"Rocks."Ellen:"Be more specific."*looks at picture again*Stu:"Big rocks."
-Ellen and Bus Driver Stu Benedict"
Mr. Slurm:
"(After Big Pete fails a driving simulation test)
Congratulations, Mr. Wrigley... you're dead.
-Mr. Slurm"
Big Pete and Endless Mike:
"Big Pete: I'll give you anything you want. You can destroy anything in the house, tear up the yard, anything.
Mike: Anything?
Big Pete: Anything.
Mike: You got any... Neopalitan ice cream?
(Big Pete nods)
Mike: Good, Wrigley. Good.
-Big Pete and Endless Mike"
Stu, the bus driver:
"Carrot-top Judas... THOU HAST FORSAKEN ME!
-Stu, the bus driver"
Little Girl and Her Mother:
"Woman: (Trying to hit Mr. Bear with a golf ball) That's right, bear, a little closer...
Little Girl: I can smell his fear mommy! It smells like bacon.
-Little Girl and Her Mother"
Prinicipal's Secretary:
"The art students took over the kiln. They say they have a list of demands."
Pete's Mom (Joyce):
"Gotta go… Your father gassed himself again"
Stu, the bus driver:
"Let me tell you about bus driver Sally Knorp. Maybe somewhere in America, there's a girl better able to handle a four-point U-turn... but I doubt it!"
Little Boy:
"It's an Artie Action Land Canoe."
Endless Mike:
"Once a dink, always a dink. You're outta my gang!"
Little Pete:
"Get A Life, Jerkweed!"
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