"You missed my whole three years as a regular on Baywatch.
"Obviously, I can't reverse my spell... which suggests it's a very powerful spell, so kudos to me!
"Remember me as I was -- the most beautiful boy in the world!
"Hey, I'll try anything once... that prob'ly explains why I'm dead at 15.
"Today's game is brought to you by Beauchamp Cereal, the breakfast of Beau-champions!
"This looks like a job for... TEEN ANGEL!
"I lost in the semi-finals. I spelled 'relief' 'R-O-L-A-I-D-S.'
"Supervision? That's a great idea! Could I also have super-strength?
"I can see it all now! Teen Angel the motion picture, starring Brad Pitt as Marty and Carrot Top as his friend, Steve!
"And now, without further a-dude...
"Well, if a mule backed into a cactus, it'd make a sweeter sound.
"I knew a dude... who ate some food... that was rude. I knew a dude. Copyright Jordan Lubell.
"In other words, don't do anything that I would do.
Steve & Casey:
"Steve: Who's Andy & Opie? Casey: Uh, Matlock and the bald guy who directed Apollo 13.
-Steve & Casey"
"Sure, I can see angels. I see angels all the time, ever since I had a near-death experience.
Marty & Grampa:
"Marty: Do you like Yasmine Bleethe? Grampa: Yeah, of course. I love havin' teeth!
-Marty & Grampa"
"I used to dread old age, back when I was in my 40's... about an hour ago.
"I'm aging by the minute, my back is killing me and I hate the way kids dress today.
"Can't an angel bake cookies for his giant, floating head without arousing suspicion?
"And you're not on anything? I mean, I don't have to show you the thing with the frying pan and the egg?