The Joker:
"*while packing his fortune away* I'm crazy enough to fight the Batman, but the IRS?? No thank you!"
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Batman:
"*after seeing the video footage of Victor Fries's transformation into Mr.Freeze* My god...
Mr.Freeze: Yes, it would move me to tears if I still had tears to shed *freezes Batman*"
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The Joker:
"Harley! Where's Harley at?? The laundry hasn't been done yet, the hyenas haven't been fed, and I can't find my pants, where is Harley at??
Henchmen #1: remember, you canned her boss.
The Joker: She'll come back, she always comes back.
Henchmen #2: Um boss? *hands Joker the newspaper*
The Joker: *he reads the newspaper article about Harley and Poison Ivy's crimewave*
*Camera cuts to the outside of the Joker's hideout as the Joker's scream is heard*"
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Scarecrow:
"Fear... is power."
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Harley Quinn:
"Harley Quinn:I,m having a bad day! I,m sick of people trying to shoot me, run me over and blow me up! I didn't even get to keep my new dress and I actually paid for it!"
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Two-Face:
"Get out of my face!"
Joker:
"Which one?"
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The Joker:
"You killed Captain Clown! YOU KILLED CAPTAIN CLOWN!!! Just for that, Batman..."
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The Mad Hatter:
"You're mighty in Gotham, Batman but in Wonderland, The Mad Hatter reigns supreme!"
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Poison Ivy:
"Long time no see, Harv. You're still looking half-good."
Two-Face:
"Half of me wants to strangle you..."
Poison Ivy:
"And what does the other half want?"
Two-Face:
"To hit you with a truck!"
Poison Ivy:
"We used to date."
Joker & Penguin:
"Ah."
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R'as Al Ghul:
"Like you said detective: This is not over."
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The Penguin:
"Sorry for the intrusion sir, but at least you've been robbed by a man with impeccable taste."
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The Mad Hatter:
"Are you the dreamer or merely part of someone's dream?"
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The Penguin:
"Welcome, my eboned-winged adversary. You have taken the bait as I knew you would. Now, prepare to meet your end within in my aviary of...Doom!"
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The Joker:
"They sure don't make straight jackets like they used too. I should know."
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The Joker:
"But hey, that's the downside of comedy, you're always taking shots from people who don't get the joke. Like my dad, or Batman."
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Francis:
"Great Scots!"
Joker:
"Actually, I'm Irish."
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Joker:
"Oh please, Mr. Kaiser. You of all people should have realized there'd be a joker in the deck.
-Joker"
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The Joker:
"He's ripping me off. I'll protest. Yeah. I'll sue. Then, I'll rip his lungs out. And I will, too.
-The Joker"
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The Joker:
"Jingle Bells! Batman smells! Robin laid an egg! The Batmobile lost a wheel and the Joker got awaaay!
-The Joker"
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Mr. Freeze:
"This is how I'll always remember you--- surrounded by winter, forever young, forever beautiful. Rest well, my love. The monster who took you from me will soon learn that revenge is a dish... Best served cold.
-Mr. Freeze"
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