Mallrats
Release: October 20, 1995
Trailers
This is the theatrical trailer without watermarks.
The Goops - Build me Up Buttercup Music Video for the film Mallrats.
This is a brief teaser for the movie. I'm sorry about the lousy picture qua...
Originally posted to YouTube by TheRealFatSquatch, this is Siskel & Ebert's...
Posters
Quotes
Brody:
"Want a chocolate covered Pretzel?"
Shannon:
"*bumps into Brodie*
What, You wanna say something?"
Brodie:
"Yeah, about a million things, but I can't express myself monosyllabically enough for You to understand them all"
Brody:
"Say Mr. Svenning, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?"
Brody:
"You know the rule of my comics, touch not less yee be touched."
Jay:
"Fly Fatass Fly!"
Brodie:
"I hope his pants get caught and a bloodbath insues.
-Brodie"
Brodie:
"That kid is back on the escalator again.
-Brodie"
Jay:
"SNOOTCHIE NOOTCHIE BOOTCHIES!
-Jay"
Jay to willam:
"Jay:Man, all you need to do is smoke a fattie, and you'll be seein a sailboat, an ocean and mabye two of those hot, big titted mermaids doin that lesbian s*it
-Jay to willam"
Shannon and Brodie:
"Shannon:I'm A rebound guy. I pick up chicks that are coming off of a dissapointing relationship and f*** them in a very uncomfortable place.
Brodie:Where? Like the back of a Volkswagon?
-Shannon and Brodie"
Jay to Silent Bob:
""Where do you get those wonderfull toys?"
(kisses silent bob on the cheek)
-Jay to Silent Bob"
Brandie and BRodie:
"Brandie: 2nd Suiter, if we were making whoopie...
Brodie: What like F@cking?
-Brandie and BRodie"
Brandi and Gil hicks and Brodie:
"Brandi: suiter number three? Is your kiss soft or like a jackhammer?
Gil Hicks: I'd say like a jackhammer. I am in there with some pressure and when I am done, You're changed.
Brodie: Where do you come up with this Sh*T!
-Brandi and Gil hicks and Brodie"
Brodie & T.S.:
"- There is something out there that can help us ease our simultanious double loss.
- What? Ritual suicide?
-Brodie & T.S."
Walt & Brodie:
"- Tell him, Steve-Dave.
- F#@k you, Fanboy.
-Walt & Brodie"
Steve-Dave & Brodie:
"- I was warned about you. Take it easy before I have you removed from the mall.
- Warned? What the f#@k are you talking about?
-Steve-Dave & Brodie"
T.S. Quint:
"Can you two testosterone-seething, he-man, comic book fans finish up with this display of tough guy back-and-forth? I have some questions that need answering.
-T.S. Quint"
Brodie & Rene:
"- Did you see that shit? You call that romance?
- I call that illegal.
-Brodie & Rene"
T.S. Quint to Jay and Silent Bob:
"- You two up for getting stoned?
- Look who you're asking!
-T.S. Quint to Jay and Silent Bob"
Stan Lee & Brodie:
"- They look happy, don't they?
- What, the bras?
-Stan Lee & Brodie"
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