Mary:
"I hope it clears up."
Wolfie:
"Yeah, me too. Oh! The sky!"
Dr. Frankenstein:
"You've had a terrible trauma."
Scott:
"I have? When?"
Dr. Frankenstein:
"Now."
Igor:
"You, young man, will be in the blue room. Nobody's slept in here since the old master passed on to the great beyond! Dr. Frankenstein's father died in this very bed!"
Scott:
"How long ago was that?"
Igor:
"Oh, about 2:30."
Count Dracula:
"Before I go, I must drink the blood of a virgin. That's the trouble with Transylvania, critical shortage of virgins."
Dr. Frankenstien:
"You should never have let Madonna move in."
Natasha:
"Don't waste the moment! Take me in your arms! Hold me! Crush me! Kiss me!"
Scott:
"What about your husband?"
Natasha:
"You can kiss him later."
Scott:
"What are you doing here?"
Natasha:
"Don't pretend you didn't feel that strange electricity between us at dinner!"
Scott:
"I thought that was just static cling."
Dr. Frankenstien:
"I warned you what I'd do if you let him get away! Does the name Kevorkian mean anything to you?"
Igor:
"She's mine! The girl is mine, she's mine! The doggone girl is mine!"
Dracula:
"Look who thinks he's Michael Jackson."
Igor:
"The good doctor requests your presence downstairs for some horse devourers."
Mary:
"Oh, you mean hors d'oeuvres."
Igor:
"You've never met the cook!"
Scott:
"You'll never get away with this!"
Dr. Frankenstein:
"That's what they told Teddy Kennedy."
Mary:
"I'm sure any woman that got to know the real you wouldn't even notice your, uh..."
Igor:
"Hump?"
Mary:
"No, thanks."
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