Mars Attacks!
Release: December 13, 1996
Release: December 13, 1996

The Martians decide to attack our planet and devastate everything. Why? Because it's fun!!! They enjoy killing people and destroy buildings; they even play bowling with the statues at Easter Isles and pose for photos in front of temples as they are blowing up. Will somebody find a way to stop them or will everyone die in the war with these short, big-brained aliens?

Richie: "I bet you're psyched about the Martians coming Grandma? I mean, you've seen a lot of crazy stuff already. Everyone must have been real scared when they invented the train!"
Grandma: "Come on kid I'm not that old!"
President Dale: "I want the people to know that they still have two out of three branches of the government working for them, and that ain't bad."
Richie: "Wow, he just made the international sign of the doughnut"
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