Retro Junk

Mars Attacks!

Release: December 13, 1996

The Martians decide to attack our planet and devastate everything. Why? Because it's fun!!! They enjoy killing people and destroy buildings; they even play bowling with the statues at Easter Isles and pose for photos in front of temples as they are blowing up. Will somebody find a way to stop them or will everyone die in the war with these short, big-brained aliens?

Trailers

Theatrical spot ("Look for It on Videocassette [6/17/97]"; Heat Wave '97)

"Starts Friday 12/13[/96]" Theatrical [ca] spot

Originally posted to YouTube by TheRealFatSquatch, this is Siskel & Ebert's...

Posters

Quotes

Richie: "I bet you're psyched about the Martians coming Grandma? I mean, you've seen a lot of crazy stuff already. Everyone must have been real scared when they invented the train!"

Grandma: "Come on kid I'm not that old!"

President Dale: "I want the people to know that they still have two out of three branches of the government working for them, and that ain't bad."

Richie: "Wow, he just made the international sign of the doughnut"

Locate The Duplicate Entry For Mars Attacks!

Poster	Title	Date Added	Release Date
	Mars Attacks!	05/01/2012	(1996)
	Tom & Jerry: Blast Off to Mars	04/08/2015	(2004)

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