Die Hard
Release: July 15, 1988

It's Christmas Time in L.A. and there's a Christmas party on the 30th Floor of the Nakatomi Plaza. It all comes to a halt when the partygoers are taken hostage by a group of terrorists lead by Hans Gruber who plans to steal the $600 million dollars Locked in Nakatomi's vault. Hans Gruber and his group of henchmen are only pretending to be politically motivated to throw the authorities off track. Hans Gruber has no intention of allowing anyone to get out of the building alive. New York City Police Officer John McClane has come to L.A. to visit his wife, who happens to be one of the hostages. Disregarding the orders of the authorities surrounding the building, John McClane who fears nothing takes on the terrorists armed with one handgun and plenty of explosives.

John McClane: "''Go Fuck Yourself!''"
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John McClane: "''Geronimo, Motherfucker!''"
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John McClane: "''No Fucking Shit, Does It Fucking Sound Like That I'm Fucking Ordering A Fucking Pizza?''"
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John McClane: "''Yippie Ki-Yay, Motherfucker!''"
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John McClane: "(Looks at police car circling the parking lot.) Who's driving this car, Stevie Wonder?"
John McClane: "Now I now what a TV dinner feels like."
John: "Happy trails, Hans."
Harry: "Hey babe, I negotiate million dollar deals for breakfast. I think I can handle this Eurotrash."
John: "You throw quite a party. I didn't realize they celebrated Christmas in Japan."
Joseph: "Hey, we're flexible. Pearl Harbor didn't work out so we got you with tape decks."
Police Dispatcher: "Attention, whoever you are, this channel is reserved for emergency calls only."
John: "No fucking shit, lady. Does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza?"
John: "Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister."
Joseph: "You want money? What kind of terrorists are you?"
Hans: "Who said we were terrorists?"
John: "(To Hans) Got invited to the Christmas party by mistake. Who knew?"
John: "Geronimo, Motherfucker!"
Harry: "Business is business. You use a gun. I use a fountain pen. What's the difference?"
John: "(While crawling through a narrow ventilation shaft) Now I know what a TV dinner feels like."
John McClane: "Welcome to the party, pal!"
John McClane: "Come out to the Coast. We'll get together...Have a few laughs!"
Holly Gennaro McClain: "He's still alive...Trust me, John's the only one who can piss someone off that bad."
Hans Gruber: "Sheista un fenstra! Ugh! Shoot the glass!"
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