The Muppets

Release: November 23, 2011

Walter is a puppet living with his human brother Gary in Smalltown. He and Gary became fans of The Muppets after watching The Muppet Show at a young age and Walter wishes to be one. After Gary wishes to take his girlfriend Mary to Los Angeles for their tenth anniversary, Walter tags along so he can visit the Muppet Studios. After a visit to the abandoned theater, Walter sneaks into Kermit the Frog's office and discovers that Stantler and Waldorf have just sold the theater to an oil tycoon named Tex Richman who plans to destroy it to drill for oil unless the Muppets can raise $10 Million to saves the theater. Gary and Walter then set out to bring the old group back together and save the theater, even if Gary's intentions to help may detract from his relationship with Mary.

Trailers

Orange Mobile [gb] spot ("In Cinemas 2/2012")

AMC Theatres/Sprint's "Resist the Urge" spot ("In Theaters 11/23[/11]")

Theatrical trailer.

Posters

Quotes

Walter: "But Kermit, you have to try! The Muppets are AMAZING! You give people the greatest gift that can ever be given!"

Kermit: "Children?"

Walter: "No, the OTHER gift."

Kermit: "Ice cream?"

Walter: "No, no, after that..."

Kermit: "Laughter?"

Walter: "YES! The THIRD greatest gift ever!"

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Fozzie: "I went to this bad sea food place the other day. Yeah, it was so bad, the catch of the day was salmon-ella!"

Jack Black: "That joke is so 50 years old."

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Lew: "We all agreed that a celebrity isn't a people."

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Jack Black: "Where am I? Why am I so fancy? This is not good for my image"

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Miss Piggy: "Kermit, we found a celebrity! Jack Black has graciously agreed to host the show for us."

Kermit: "That's great! Where is he?"

Miss Piggy: "In the trunk."

Jack Black: "Get me out of here!"

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Gary: "It sounds like you guys aren't getting back together any time soon."

Kermit: "No."

Mary: "This is going to be a *really* short movie."

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Fozzie: "Wow, that was an expensive looking explosion! I can't believe we had that in the budget."

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Statler: "I always dreamed we'd be back here."

Waldorf: "Dreams? Those were nightmares!"

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Jack Black: "I'm being held captive by these weirdos!"

Statler: "Now you know how we've felt for the last forty years."

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Piggy's Receptionist: "She has an opening in early September."

Walter: "Early September? But that's in six months!"

Fozzie: "That's nothing. I once waited a whole year for September."

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Statler: "If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were reciting some sort of important plot point."

Waldorf: "I hope so. Otherwise I would've bored half the audience half to death."

Statler: "You mean half the audience is still alive?"

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Kermit: "What? You kidnapped Jack Black? That's illegal!"

Fozzie: "But Kermit, what's more illegal: briefly inconveniencing Jack Black, or destroying the Muppets?"

Kermit: "Kidnapping Jack Black, Fozzie!"

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