Wedding Guest #1:
"Good morrow, Abbot."
Wedding Guest #2:
Wedding Guest #3:
"I hate that guy!"
"A toll is a toll, and a roll is a roll. And if we don't get no toll's then we don't eat no rolls. I made that up."
"Blinkin, I'd like you to meet Achoo."
"A Jew? Here?"
"No, no. Not a Jew, Achoo."
"(Blinkin catches a arrow aimed at Robin's head)
Blinkin!? How did you catch that?"
"Ha! I heard that coming a mile away!"
"I hate that guy"
"Maybe we should just use the dummies in battle."
"i hope its worth the noise
"man! white men cant jump
"Put in a good word for me with the Sheriff of Rottingham. I've got the hots for him.
Sheriff of Rottingham and Achoo:
"I was angry at you before Loxley. But now, I'm really pissed off.
Pissed off? If I was that close to a horses wiener, I'd be worried about getting pissed on.
-Sheriff of Rottingham and Achoo"
Townspeople and Achoo:
"A black sheriff?!" "C'mon, it happened in "Blazing Saddles".
-Townspeople and Achoo"
"whats your name? achoo. bless you
Marian and Robin:
"Oh Robin, promise me you won't go." "All right. I promise you won't go.
-Marian and Robin"
"move ya tits little john, you look like a flameing Picasso!
"we didnt land on sherwood forest, sherwood forest landed on us!
Robin and Maid Marian:
"Maid Marian "That's my chastity belt.. Its an everlast!" Robin "..I'll bet."
-Robin and Maid Marian"
"I have a MOLE???!!!
Sheriff of Rottingham:
"A chastity belt! That's going to chafe my willy!
-Sheriff of Rottingham"
"Actually, Scarlet is my middle name. My whole name is Will Scarlet O'Hara.
"Such an unusual name, "Latrine." How did your family come by it?