Release: December 16, 1987

Joanna Stayton is a rich debutante who wants for nothing. . .except a heart! Hiring blue-collar carpenter Dean Proffitt to remodel her closet doesn't bode well as she orders him around like a servant. Not only does she stiff him the six hundred bucks she owes him, but she also dumps him overboard! The tides turn when she, herself, falls overboard and is struck with amnesia. Deciding she'd be able to work off her debt within a few months, (and it's a laugh, innit?) Dean convinces Joanna that they've been married for years and turns her into her own worst nightmare: A HOUSEWIFE! A warm and funny film featuring Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell's legendary chemistry.

Joey: "(As Pee-Wee Herman) I love Pee-Wee Herman! Ha-Ha-Ha! -Joey"
Annie: "I don't belong here, I feel it, don't you think I feel it. I can't do any of these vile things and I wouldn't WANT to. Oh, my life is like death. My children are the spawn of hell, and you're the devil. Oh God. -Annie"
Annie: "I'm a short, fat slut. -Annie"
Billy: "I strayed. See, I got lucky with this phone sex girl one night and my truck doesn't have a backseat so I borrowed yours. Dean soesn't want you to tell Gertie so he's covering for me. See, I didn't get the name Bad Billy Pratt for nothing. -Billy"
Edith Mintz: "Inga! You don't shove the food down Shitake's throat. You place it on her tongue. Don't they have dogs in Sweden? -Edith Mintz"
Joanna/Annie: "What is this GELATINOUS MUCK? Andrew, must I specify that you are to pack GOOD caviar and not this $1.99 FISH BAIT? Caviar should be round, and hard, and of adequate size. And it should burst in your mouth at precisely the right moment. Now throw THAT out -Joanna/Annie"
Joanna/Annie: "I have behaved so badly. You've done so many wonderful things for me and I've never even once said thank you. I'm sorry -Joanna/Annie"
Dean: "Well up here in Elk Snout ma'am see we don't know 'bout them closets, nor bathrooms neither. Shit woman, you're lucky I am house broke. -Dean"
Billy: "I'm sorry, Annie. I got horny. Do you hate me? -Billy"
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