"Great a deli meat"
"One word of advice, NEVER LET ANYONE SIGN YOUR CHECKS!"
"Now, its time to meet your new owner and operator. Tony Perkis is a man who believes in you. His life is dedicated to saying things like 'YES!' and 'You better believe it!' Entrepenuer, a motivator, and a new friend! May I introduce, TONY PERKIS!"
"I'm not going to a camp with a bunch of fat loads!"
"Repulse the monkey… Part the wild horse's mane."
"I did not send you to 'go-kart camp'"
"I knew it was too hot on that bus."
"Hey come get a taste of England everybody!"
Kids singing in credit song:
"be sure and keep theshower door shut, OR ELSE MOSQUITOS WILL BITE YOUR BUTT!!"
"Congratulations, Joshua. You just joined the 76% of americans who forget to stretch before physical activity."
"Today's lunch has been cancelled due to lack of hustle. Deal with it."
"Tonights lecture is liposuction; Option or Obsession?"
"Only film the ones that are standing Kenneth."
"Why you British butterball, I oughta show you what it means to be an American."
"Congratulations Mr. Simms. You're the fattest boy in camp."
"Josh was bad....Josh now good.....must be...GOOD TO SEE MY BIG A** AGAIN ;)"
"WHO'S IN THERE!?!? WHAT'VE YOU GOT???"
"NOTHING; NO ONE! GO AWAY!!!!!!"
"How's it goin', little Tony?
Because everything's falling apart, and I don't… It's not your fault.
I know it's not my fault. It's their fault. It's their fault!
IT'S YOUR FAULT!!"
"(funny accent) You broken my camara!"
"I see the President of the United States" Jerry: "He's English.