"What else can you do, Zero? You just won't talk with me, won't you?"
"He only talks to Caveman, you know."
"You think you're better than all of us?"
"I like digging holes."
"Then, you're in the right place for it, buddy boy."
"You dig a hole each & every day. 5 ft. deep, 5 ft. diameter."
"Yeah, girl! How you like me now?!"
"D-I-G. What's that spell?"
"*Hits him* Dig!"
"Did you tell him about the lizards?"
"Ricky, let's not scare Stanley."
"Hey, his name's not Ricky, it's ZigZag, aight?"
"Nobody messes with the caveman."
"Did you see the caveman?"
"Look, I don't mess with anybody."
"What? Caveman. I'm Caveman?"
"Better than 'Barfbag'."
"Moles don't eat dirt, Worms eat dirt."
"If you forget to come back for Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always & eternity."
"We're gonna need a damn good lawyer."
Stanley Yelnats III:
"We can't afford a lawyer, Pop."
"Let me tell you something, Caveman. You are here on the count of one person. You know who that person is?"
"Yeah. My no-good, dirty-rotten, pig-stealing, great great grandfather, that's who it is."
Stanley Yelnats IV:
"Hey, Theodore, is there a place where I can fill my canteen with water..."
"[grabs Stanley] Yo, my name is not Theodore. [pushes him down] It's Armpit! There's a water spigot over there."
Stanley Yelnats II:
"It was all because of your no-good, dirty-rotten, pig-stealing, great great grandfather!"