"[with the Gremlin Car parked outside, DJ and the Duck enters Yosemite Sam's Wooden Nickel; ♪ "Move Your Beat" by Junior Senior ♪] Smell that, D.J.? That's the sweet aroma of money, glamour, and busload upon busload of senior citizens."
"Cool it, Duck. This could be dangerous."
"Right. We find Dusty Tails; Save your dad; Get the diamond; [does these moves] Apply kung-fu liberally as needed. (chop-socky cries)"
"[buzzes] Mr. Chairman."
"[o.s.] Yes, Dad."
"Not a bad idea, Dad."
"Our desert operative is 'due' for a win."
"[DJ Drake, Kate, the Rabbit and Daffy leaves the actual Wal*Mart mirage] Nice of Wal*Mart to provide these Wal*Mart beverages in return for us saying "Wal*Mart" so many times."
"[The Duck and DJ arrives in… on DJ's "Gremlin" Car; ♪ Junior Senior: "Move Your Beat"] Who-hoo, Las Vegas!"
"[Stardust at The Wayne Newton Theater, Excalibur with "Fine Italian Cuisine", Sahara with "Smooth" (R&B Music) and magician Steve Wyrick, Bally's with its "Jubilee!" show, Treasure Island, and The Frontier with Bingo at the odd hours from 11am-7pm]"
"[The car arrives at "Yosemite Sam's Wooden Nickel", in which Dusty Tails is Now Playing at the Corral.]"
"This is unacceptable! [pause as Mr. Smith has arrived in the board room] We cannot have 9-year-olds working in sweatshops, making ACME sneakers; Not when 3-year-olds work for so much less."
ACME V.P., Child Labor:
"[buzzes first against the 2 other V.P.s] But, Sir: They require naps."
"Put double espresso in their sippy cups. [Four other V.P.s laugh at Child Labor]"
"[on cellphone from DJ Drake's "Gremlin Car"] Duck here."
"[on cellphone from Darian Drake's house; pushing of the split-screen] Daffy, old chum, how the heck…"
"Yeah, yeah. Cram it down your rabbit hole."
"Daffy, listen: I think I can get you your old job back, with less of a pay cut than usual."
"So not interested. I'm off to Las Vegas with my new sidekick DJ, to match wits with spies and showgirls. It's a little adventure I call: 'Daffy Duck's Quest for the Blue Monkey'. …and you're [pushes his butt on Bugs] not in it.
[Daffy hangs up, but Bugs pushes the split-screen on him]"
"What am I gonna do?; What would Damian Drake do?; What would Duck Dodgers do?
Wait a minute, I am Duck Dodgers!"
"You see, if the Train of Death doesn't kill him, then those creates of TNT will. Not to mention the two ton anvil hanging over his head, and-- Oh, look. There's the Pendulum of Doom! What's the Pendulum of Doom doing here?! I did not order the Pendulum of Doom! It's overkill! Get rid of it!"
"Pointillism. A technique using individual dots of pigment, which, taken together…
[whips out a pocket electric fan] …make an image."
"[Bugs turns on his fan; Last words before his "Pountillation"] Oh, crud.
[Elmer blows away in dots]"
"[turns off his fan] I think, when you go to the movies, you should learn thing.
[Daffy is using a pencil to reconnect his body.]"
"[speeding through a road in the Nevada desert; 2x] Meep-Meep.
[Just then, a animal stops when it rings the telephone.]"
"(Desertus - Operatus - Idioticus)
[Wile E. answers the phone, greets with a "HELLO" sign.]"
"Is it a mirage, or just product placement?"
"Who cares? With shopping convenience at such low prices! Water! Fresca! Mountain Dew! Your product name here! Woo-hoo-hoo!"
"[fishing in Kate's car, just after the Warner Watertower knocked down] Hey, what do ya know? I found Nemo!"
"[referring to Daffy's incident as he holds the Duck] Oops."