"We make-um heap good offer!!...See pretty clothes?....Nice Shosies?....Make-um plenty good music!!....You take-um all this whallop...and we take-um little butter ball you steal-um from us last night!...How bout it?"
"Here it comes, here it comes!
David & Simon:
"Has anyone seen my tie?" "You're wearing it, Dave.
-David & Simon"
Alvin & Simon:
"I need a little culture in my life! The Eiffel Tower, the Sixteen Chapel, the Louvre in Rome!" "The Louvre is in Paris, Alvin." "You see? I don't even know where the Louvre is!
-Alvin & Simon"
"Unless you inherit a fortune, Alvin, I guess we'll never know.
Simon & Theodore:
"Simon: I can't believe you decieved Miss Miller for a package of Tutti Frutti, Theodore. Theodore: Two packages!
-Simon & Theodore"
"I don't care how important he is, how powerful he is, how rich he is...Oh, by the way, how rich is he?
"Relax, Theodore. This isn't the arcade game.
"A friend and companion I can always depnd on, my mother, that's who I need.
"I can't remember when I had such a good time, Alvin!
"Jamal will never suspect them in a million years!
"Dream on, Tiny Tim!
"Alvin, land the balloon by the fountain. (crash) Like I said, "in the tree!"
"It's not your hearing aid Ms. Miller
Theodore and Simon:
"I don't know, they we're pretty nice to me." "Just send them a postcard, Theodore.
-Theodore and Simon"
"David? David, are you drunk?
"We have got to keep these two apart!
"All right, I was wr..wr-wr-wr...
Alvin and Simon:
"Over my dead body!" "You mean, 'over OUR dead bodies'.
-Alvin and Simon"
"Eleanor! You were going to eat this penguin???