Musician playing saxophone:
"Nice work, bone daddy."
"Yeah, I guess so. Just like last year. And the year before that...And the year before that..."
"with your permission im going to do my stuff"
"what are you going to do"
"I'm going to do the Best I can"
"I'm the master of fright and the deeeeemon of light, and I'll scare you right out of your pants!"
"Look Zero, search lights!"
"If I were to listen to someone in this insane asylum I'd listen to her. She's the only one who makes sense around here!"
"Well come on, Bone Man!"
"The first prize goes to the vampires for most blood drained in a single evening."
"Jack, please! I'm only an elected official here, I can't make decisions by myself!"
"The sound of rolling dice to me is music in the air, 'cause I'm a gambling Boogie Man although I don't play fair!"
"You've poisoned me for the last time, you wretched girl!"
"If he can go down a chimney, he can fit down here!"
"J-J-Jack! But they said you were dead! You must be-DOUBLE DEAD!"
"And since I am dead, I can take off my head to recite Shakesperean quotations."
Santa & Lock,Shock and Barrel:
"Haven't you heard of peace on earth and good will towards men? NO!!!(all three laugh)"
"No, Zero...down boy......My, what a brilliant nose you have. The better to light my way...to the head of the team Zero!"
"I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb."
"I'm not the dumb one."
"You're no fun."
Lock Shock and Barrle:
"(Shock) I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb (Barrle) I'm not the dumb one (Lock) You're no fun (Shock) Shut up! (Lock) Make me!"
"I've had the most horrible vision.
Lock, Shock, & Barrel:
"Kidnap Mr. Sandy Claws? - I wanna do it! - Let's draw straws! - Jack says we should work together. - 3 of a kind, - Birds of a feather! - Now and forever! - La la la la la, la la la la la...."