Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Release: December 15, 1992
Release: December 15, 1992

Life gets a little more complicated for Buffy, a stereotypical cheerleader Valley girl, when it is revealed to her that she is the latest in a long line of Slayers, sworn to do battle against the evil forces of darkness. With the help of her mentor Merrick and her nare-do-well boyfriend Pike, she must face overwhelming odds as the Vampire Lord Lothos sends his bloodsucking minions to kill the newest Slayer.

Buffy: "All I want to do is graduate from high school, move to Europe, marry Christian Slater, and die. Now that might not sound too great to a sconehead like you, but I think it's swell. And now you show up and tell me I'm a member of the hairy mole club so you can THROW things at me?"
Buffy: "Does Elvis talk to you? Does he tell you to do things? Do you see spots?"
Nicole: "You got a C-plus? I can't believe I cheated off of you. -Nicole"
Kimberly: "What's your sitch? You're acting like the thing from another tax bracket. -Kimberly"
Benny: "Her yabos scoff at gravity. -Benny"
the Basketball Coach: "Hey, you missed practice again today! I think you better sit down and think about how that made me feel... -the Basketball Coach"
Andy: "They had this look in their eyes, totally animal. I think they were young Republicans. -Andy"
Amilyn: "You ruined my new jacket! Kill him A LOT! -Amilyn"
Jeffery: "[about Buffy's mom] She thinks my name's Bobby? -Jeffery"
Lothos: "So this is your defense? Your puny faith? -Lothos"
Buffy: "You broke up with my machine? -Buffy"
Merrick: "[sarcasticly]Oh, vampires of the world beware. -Merrick"
Pike: "C'mon, you're floating, man. Get away from me! -Pike"
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