Future Man:
"Its you."
Ted:
"Yeah, its us. Who are we?"
Bill & Ted:
"Socrates!!!"
Ted:
"Why would we lie to ourselves?"
Bill & Ted:
"Be excellent to each other. And party on, dudes."
Ted:
"Do You Know When The Mongols Ruled China?"
Ted to Ted:
"Say hi to the princesses for me." (ted) " Who?"
Ted:
"You'll See."
midievil guard:
"guard: put them in the iron maden, bill and ted: excellent, Guard: exacute them, Bill and ted: Bogus
-midievil guard"
ted:
"hey bill, heavy metal dude
-ted"
Bill and Ted:
"How's it going, Mr. The Kid?
-Bill and Ted"
Ted:
"Want a Twinkie, Ghengis Khan?
-Ted"
ted:
"sorry missy....I mean mom.
-ted"
bill and ted:
"DUDE!
-bill and ted"
Bill and Ted:
"Bogus
-Bill and Ted"
Bill:
"Let's reach out and touch somebody
-Bill"
Rufus:
"Gentlemen.....We're history
-Rufus"
Ted:
"This is a dude who, 700 years ago, totally ravaged China, and who, we were told, 2 hours ago, totally ravaged Oshman's Sporting Goods.
-Ted"
Mr. Ryan:
"It seems to me the only thing you've learned is that Caesar is a "salad dressing dude."
-Mr. Ryan"
Ted:
"All we are is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted"
Bill and Ted:
"69, dudes.
-Bill and Ted"
Bill and Ted:
"How's it going, royal ugly dudes?
-Bill and Ted"
Mr. Ryan and Ted:
"Mr. Ryan: "Who was Joan of Arc?"
Ted: "Noah's wife?"
-Mr. Ryan and Ted"
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