Future Man:
"Its you."
Ted:
"Yeah, its us. Who are we?"
Bill & Ted:
"Socrates!!!"
Ted:
"Why would we lie to ourselves?"
Bill & Ted:
"Be excellent to each other. And party on, dudes."
Ted:
"Do You Know When The Mongols Ruled China?"
Ted to Ted:
"Say hi to the princesses for me." (ted) " Who?"
Ted:
"You'll See."
Midievil Guard:
"Put them in the iron maiden."
Bill and Ted:
"Excellent!"
Midievil Guard:
"Execute them!"
Bill and Ted:
"Bogus!"
Ted:
"Hey Bill, heavy metal dude!"
Bill and Ted:
"How's it going, Mr. The Kid?"
Ted:
"Want a Twinkie, Ghengis Khan?"
Ted:
"Sorry Missy....I mean mom."
Bill:
"Let's reach out and touch somebody"
Rufus:
"Gentlemen.....We're history"
Ted:
"This is a dude who, 700 years ago, totally ravaged China, and who, we were told, 2 hours ago, totally ravaged Oshman's Sporting Goods. "
Mr. Ryan:
"It seems to me the only thing you've learned is that Caesar is a "salad dressing dude.""
Ted:
"All we are is dust in the wind, dude."
Bill and Ted:
"69, dudes."
Bill and Ted:
"How's it going, royal ugly dudes?"
Mr. Ryan:
"Who was Joan of Arc?"
Ted:
"Noah's wife?"