Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
Release: February 17, 1989
Release: February 17, 1989

Bill and Ted have spent so much time forming their rock band, the Wyld Stallyns, that they're flunking history. When Ted's dad threatens to send him away to military school, he and Bill realize it could mean the most heinous end of the Stallyns! Luckly, Rufus, a guide from the future, has come to them with a most bodacious solution.

Future Man: "Its you."
Ted: "Yeah, its us. Who are we?"
Bill & Ted: "Socrates!!!"
Ted: "Why would we lie to ourselves?"
Bill & Ted: "Be excellent to each other. And party on, dudes."
Ted: "Do You Know When The Mongols Ruled China?"
Ted to Ted: "Say hi to the princesses for me." (ted) " Who?"
Ted: "You'll See."
midievil guard: "guard: put them in the iron maden, bill and ted: excellent, Guard: exacute them, Bill and ted: Bogus -midievil guard"
ted: "hey bill, heavy metal dude -ted"
Bill and Ted: "How's it going, Mr. The Kid? -Bill and Ted"
Ted: "Want a Twinkie, Ghengis Khan? -Ted"
ted: "sorry missy....I mean mom. -ted"
bill and ted: "DUDE! -bill and ted"
Bill and Ted: "Bogus -Bill and Ted"
Bill: "Let's reach out and touch somebody -Bill"
Rufus: "Gentlemen.....We're history -Rufus"
Ted: "This is a dude who, 700 years ago, totally ravaged China, and who, we were told, 2 hours ago, totally ravaged Oshman's Sporting Goods. -Ted"
Mr. Ryan: "It seems to me the only thing you've learned is that Caesar is a "salad dressing dude." -Mr. Ryan"
Ted: "All we are is dust in the wind, dude. -Ted"
Bill and Ted: "69, dudes. -Bill and Ted"
Bill and Ted: "How's it going, royal ugly dudes? -Bill and Ted"
Mr. Ryan and Ted: "Mr. Ryan: "Who was Joan of Arc?" Ted: "Noah's wife?" -Mr. Ryan and Ted"
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