Filthy Rich
Debut: January 01, 1982
Ended: January 01, 1983
Debut: January 01, 1982
Ended: January 01, 1983

When Big Guy Beck dies, the heirs to his estate are given a stipulation (via a pre-recorded video will) before they inherit his wealth. They have to live with Big Guy's illigitimate son, Wild Bill Westchester and his wife Bootsie, and they have to learn to accept the Westchesters as their own family. Of course, this does not bode well with the snooty Becks, and petty rivalries and catfights soon ensue in this sitcom spoof of '80s primetime dramas.

Mother B: "I always hated makin' love to Big Guy 'cause he insisted I say "cheese." I got so tired of that. "Cheese, cheese, cheese!""
Carlotta Beck: "Bootsie Westchester's taste in men ranges from King Kong to Lil' Abner, and unfortunately you do not fall into that category!"
Carlotta Beck: "Anyway, Stanley, you're independently wealthy. You don't need any more cash. I, on the other hand, am just a step away from turning these drapes into a dress. -Carlotta Beck"
Carlotta Beck: "Were you aware, Marshall, that there is no valet parking at K-Mart?"
Mother B: "Well, if you don't mind I think I'd just like to go upstairs and freshen up. You see, I feel like I've been rode hard and put up wet. -Mother B"
Carlotta Beck: "…That time at the airport, she got a hold of a microphone and announced that TWA was out of toilet paper."
Kathleen Beck: "I just adored high school. I was most popular and queen of everything! Tell me, Carlotta, can you remember as far back as your high school days? -Kathleen Beck"
Carlotta Beck: "Do you happen to have an overdose of sleeping pills on you? -Carlotta Beck"
Marshall Beck: "Now, could we just once, in front of company, have a normal conversation that does not make this family sound like the dumbest, kookiest people on Earth? -Marshall Beck"
Carlotta Beck: "I have absolutely no intention of havin' a baby. Just because I am a woman, it does not necessarily follow that I enjoy bein' around little people that spit-up on me. -Carlotta Beck"
Marshall Beck: "I always wanted a child. Even as a child, I wanted a child because no one wanted to play with me. Now this one will have to, whether he likes it or not, because I said so! -Marshall Beck"
Mother B: "They tell me I'm crazy. What do you think? -Mother B"
Stanley Beck: "Well, Carlotta, I drink this ˜cause I'm proud. I'm a Pepper... We're all Peppers. Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too? -Stanley Beck"
Mother B: "Oh, young people, old people, what's the difference? They're all high on pain killers! -Mother B"
Carlotta Beck: "If those thighs get any bigger, you can apply for statehood. -Carlotta Beck"
Carlotta Beck: "At first it was difficult for me to believe that I could be related, even by marriage, to a woman who thinks the pinnacle of good taste is owning a rug with Elvis Presley's face on it. -Carlotta Beck"
Bootsie Westchester: "I read about a man who won all new wall-to-wall carpetin' that contained the teeniest unidentified larva that eventually caused him to paste a 26-foot tapeworm from his body. -Bootsie Westchester"
Stanley Beck: "What are you, some kind of a geriatric groupie? -Stanley Beck"
Kathleen Beck: "Oh, Stanley, sometimes I want you so much I could just kiss you until I've sucked all the life from your lungs! -Kathleen Beck"
Carlotta Beck: "I am sick to death of food I have to unfold, unwrap or unscrew! -Carlotta Beck"
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