Elvira, Mistress Of The Dark
Release: December 15, 1988
Release: December 15, 1988

Elvira, who is the host of a cheap horror movie program finds that she is the heir to an aunt's mansion in New England. The mansion is the home of some interesting magical items, but her first conflicts come from her attempts to bring some life to the small town, especially to the young people. The adults of the town are appalled by her dress, her tone, in fact everything about her, especially her sexual references.

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Elvira: "I need this job like a leper needs a three-way mirror! -Elvira"
Mrs. Meeker: "Leslie was the one covering people in apple butter. I was just an innocent on-licker. -Mrs. Meeker"
Vincent Talbot: "I'll get you... and your little dog, too! -Vincent Talbot"
Chastity Pariah: "I don't know who you are or where you came from but you most certainly don't fit in this town. Why, you don't even fit in that dress. -Chastity Pariah"
Elvira: "Oh well, there's nothing wrong with G-rated movies, as long as there's lots of sex and violence. -Elvira"
Elvira: "And if I get so depressed that I wind up hanging myself in the oven, well, those are the breaks! -Elvira"
Elvira: "And if they ever ask about me, tell them I was more than just a great set of boobs. I was also an incredible pair of legs. -Elvira"
Elvira: "And tell them... tell them that I never turned down a friend. I never turned down a stranger for that matter... -Elvira"
Elvira: "Well, it is a pot luck. And believe me, when they open that pot they're gonna need all the luck they can get. -Elvira"
Elvira: "Revenge is better than Christmas! -Elvira"
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