Bouncer:
"Are you on the list?"
The Mask:
"Uh, noooo. But, I believe my friends are; perhaps you know them. *shows money he robbed* Franklin, Grant & Jackson!"
Stanley Ipkiss:
"Milo stay here. Looks like Daddy's gotta go kick some ass."
Bouncer:
"You crossed the rope. Never cross the rope."
Lt. Kellaway:
"There he is! Let's get him! Snap out of it! Come on, this dance is over, let's go!"
Stanley Ipkiss:
"I'm here for the Civic."
Irv:
"The brake drums are shot and you need a new transmission."
Stanley Ipkiss:
"What? All I wanted was an oil change!"
Burt:
"Well, you're lucky we caught these problems now before they cause you some serious trouble."
Charlie Schumacher:
"The Coco Bongo Club. Hottest new joint in town. Only the creme de la creme need apply."
Stanley Ipkiss:
"So how do we get in?"
Charlie Schumacher:
"That was THE most sickening display I've ever seen."
Stanley Ipkiss:
"I disagree. I think I'm wearing her down."
Maggie:
"Stanley, you are the nicest guy. Really, you are."
Dr. Arthur Neuman:
"We all wear masks... metaphorically speaking."
The Mask:
"OOH! Somebody stop me!"
The Mask:
"Our love is like a red, red rose... and I am a little thorny."
Mask:
"Thank you, you love me, you really love me!"
Mr. Dickey:
"Ipkiss! You're 40 minutes late. Now that's the same as stealing!"
Stanley:
"I'm sorry, Mr. Dickey. It'll never happen again. I've been a jerk."
The Mask:
"I'd like to think so! HA! HA! HA!"
Cop:
"Bazooka..."
The Mask:
"I have a permit for that."
The Mask:
"No! It wasn't me! It was the One-Armed Man!"
Lt. Kellaway:
"Put your hands up."
The Mask:
"*frozen* But, you told me to freeze."
Lt. Kellaway:
"All right, all right, unfreeze!"
Mayor Tilton:
"What the hell is wrong with you, Kellaway?"
Lt. Kellaway:
"That man is The Mask!"
Mayor Tilton:
"No, Dorian Tyrell was The Mask; I saw it with my own eyes. This young man here just saved our lives!"
Charlie:
"With a little help from his friends."
Doyle:
"You're a real hero."
Stanley:
"Well, it's nothing. Any American with balls of steel would do with his community. Milo, come on!"
Dorian:
"I'm gonna take you apart!"
Stanley:
"Well, I hope you could enjoy the victory with one friggin' eye!"
Charlie Schumaker:
"Officers, arrest those men! Always wanted to say that."
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