"Are you on the list?"
"Uh, noooo. But, I believe my friends are; perhaps you know them. *shows money he robbed* Franklin, Grant & Jackson!"
"Milo stay here. Looks like Daddy's gotta go kick some ass."
"You crossed the rope. Never cross the rope."
"There he is! Let's get him! Snap out of it! Come on, this dance is over, let's go!"
"I'm here for the Civic."
"The brake drums are shot and you need a new transmission."
"What? All I wanted was an oil change!"
"Well, you're lucky we caught these problems now before they cause you some serious trouble."
"The Coco Bongo Club. Hottest new joint in town. Only the creme de la creme need apply."
"So how do we get in?"
"That was THE most sickening display I've ever seen."
"I disagree. I think I'm wearing her down."
"Stanley, you are the nicest guy. Really, you are."
Dr. Arthur Neuman:
"We all wear masks... metaphorically speaking."
"OOH! Somebody stop me!"
"Our love is like a red, red rose... and I am a little thorny."
"Thank you, you love me, you really love me!"
"Ipkiss! You're 40 minutes late. Now that's the same as stealing!"
"I'm sorry, Mr. Dickey. It'll never happen again. I've been a jerk."
"I'd like to think so! HA! HA! HA!"
"I have a permit for that."
"No! It wasn't me! It was the One-Armed Man!"
"Put your hands up."
"*frozen* But, you told me to freeze."
"All right, all right, unfreeze!"
"What the hell is wrong with you, Kellaway?"
"That man is The Mask!"
"No, Dorian Tyrell was The Mask; I saw it with my own eyes. This young man here just saved our lives!"
"With a little help from his friends."
"You're a real hero."
"Well, it's nothing. Any American with balls of steel would do with his community. Milo, come on!"
"I'm gonna take you apart!"
"Well, I hope you could enjoy the victory with one friggin' eye!"
"Officers, arrest those men! Always wanted to say that."