Ernest Dalby:
"Now step aside."
Nelson:
"Damn it, I said no. I'm through stepping aside for you. And that goes for getting pushed around, held back and screwed over too."
Adam:
"Why does OT have a knife in his mouth? Does he really expect trouble?"
Stu:
"Nah, he always wanted to swim with one. He saw it once on television."
Nelson:
"Innkeeper! Two beers."
Mean Biker:
"I'm gonna kick your ass, fuck-face!"
Stu:
"You know what it's like saving money in New York? It's like making it with your sister - it's just not done."
Arresting Officer:
"Sir, have you been drinking?"
Ernest Dalby:
"Drinking? No no no. It was poured all over me."
Arresting Officer:
"Sheriff, pour him into the backseat."
O.T.:
"Beer is like... fucking great, you know?"
Spring Break Student:
"Welcome to Florida."
Stu:
"We got el shafto grande, we got no place to stay."
Adam:
" Nelson, we're college students. College students don't work during Spring Break. It's unnatural. We're supposed to go fucking crazy. College students are supposed to go fucking crazy because after college, we're never expected to again. This is your chance. Don't blow it. If you don't go crazy now, then you are crazy!"
Ernest Dalby:
"Your mother is sick to death about this!"
Nelson:
"Where is she?"
Ernest Dalby:
"Out shopping."
Ernest Dalby:
"I will not have you running around in public acting like a fool and dressing like a hermaphrodite."
Eesh:
"You want something, you call Eesh. You need something, you call Eesh! You get in troubles... they work themselves out."
Adam:
"Nelson, those are 'Playboy' tits. I haven't seen 'Playboy' tits anywhere except 'Playboy.' "
Geri:
"Do you have a reservation?"
Adam:
"About what?"
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