Geek:
"Yo, Stacey! Talk to, talk to me, talk to me, baby!"
Max:
"It's only Powerline, Dad, the biggest rock star on the planet."
Goofy:
"Not bigger than Xavier Cugat, the mambo king. Everybody mambo!"
Principal Mazur:
"Dressed like a gang member..."
Goofy:
"Gang member?"
Principal Mazur:
"...your son caused the entire student body to break into a riotous frenzy!"
Goofy:
"Riot? It couldn't be my..."
Principal Mazur:
"If I were you, Mr. Goof, I'd seriously re-evaluate the way you're raising your child before he ends up in the electric chair!"
Bobby:
"A little smokage!"
Bobby:
"Max, here. Guard this with your life, dude."
Goofy:
"Oh, there will be plenty of time for parties when you're older, Maxie. Why, when I was your age, I've never even been invited to a party. Look at me, now!"
Goofy:
"Look, Maxie. We're using the same map me and my dad used. We'll take the same route, make the same stops, see the same sights."
Goofy:
"You look just like I did at your age."
Max:
"Please don't say that, Dad."
Pete:
"I heard the little mutant telling PJ that he switched the map."
Roxanne:
"Have a great time at the concert, Max. I'll see you on TV."
Max:
"I'm in deep sludge."
Max:
"This is the stupidest vacation! You drag me from home, jam me into this dumb car, drive me a million miles away to see some stupid rat show! Call me when the trip's over."
Pete:
"If you keep 'em under your thumb, they'll never end up in the gutter."
Goofy:
"Come on, Maxie, let's get this show on the road!"
Max:
"Um, just a minute you... Party... Animal... You!"
Max:
"Roxanne, I'd like you to meet my dad."
Goofy:
"Enchantée, mademoiselle."
Goofy:
"I was only trying to take my boy fishing, okay?"
Max:
"I'm NOT your little boy anymore, Dad, I'm grown up. I've got my own life now!"
Goofy:
"I know that! I just wanted to be part of it. You're my son, Max, no matter how big you get you'll always be my son."
Bobby:
"Max, look, it's the Leaning Tower of Cheesa!"
Goofy:
"I think the only thing to do now is to get you up on stage with this Power Line feller."
Goofy:
"Hey, Maxie. Let's play a game. You think of someone and I'll try to guess who it is. Man or woman?"
Max:
"Aw, man."
Goofy:
"Man? Hmm... That's a toughy... let's see... Walt Disney!"
Max:
"Right."
Goofy:
"This is a vacation with me and my best buddy."
Max:
"Donald Duck?"
Goofy:
"How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?"
Max:
"Uh... three and a half?"
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