A Goofy Movie
Release: April 07, 1995

A Goofy Movie chronicles a wacky summer vacation between Goofy and his teenage son Max. Goofy still treats Max like a little kid, but Max just wants him to leave him alone. He has a big plan to impress the girl of his dreams, Roxanne, for the last day of school. It works, but is caught by Principal Mayzer, who goes overboard and tells Goofy that Max is a hooligan who causes riots and will someday "end up in the electric chair". Max manages to ask Roxanne to go with him to a party where everyone will watch a Powerline concert on tv, but Goofy plans to take him on a camping/fishing trip. Unable to tell Raoxanne the truth, Max says that Goofy's taking him to the concert to be on stage with Powerline. During this hectic trip, Goofy and Max visit a possum-based amusement park, have run-in with Bigfoot, Goofy and his son Max, nearly go over a waterfall, and learn about growing up and loving each other

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Goofy: "[at concert] Let's get you on stage!"
Max: "Maybe this isn't such a good idea. [a pair of *very* attractive dancers walk past] Hmmm, then again..."
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Max: "[writing] Dear Roxanne, couldn't sleep, so I thought I'd drop you a line. My dad and I are having a great time. We're only days away from L.A., and I can hardly wait for the big concert!"
Goofy: "[in his sleep] More "Hi, Dad" soup, please?"
Max: "[writing] Dear Roxanne, sorry I lied, I'm not really going to the Powerline concert. You may never want to see me again... [speaking] Oh, man! I'm dead no matter what I do!"
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Goofy: "I saved the best for last. It's been handed down from Goof to Goof to Goof, and now, it's yours, son."
Max: "A stick?"
Goofy: "No, silly. A fishing pole!"
Max: "Fishing? We're going fishing?"
Goofy: "Yup. Just like my dad and me did - two best buddies fishing on Lake Destiny *away from it all*!"
Max: "I don't want to be *away from it all*, Dad, I like *it all*."
Goofy: "Look, Maxie. We're using the same map me and my dad used. We'll take the same route, make the same stops, see the same sights."
Max: "But that trip will take weeks, Dad!"
Goofy: "Exactly! Getting there is half the fun!"
Max: "Put the map away, Dad. It's not gonna happen."
Goofy: "Careful, son! You'll ruin my past... and our future. What the map says... we will follow."
Max: "That's very mystical and everything, Dad, but there's seriously this party I have to..."
Goofy: "Oh, there will be plenty of time for parties when you're older, Maxie. Why, when I was your age, I'd never even been invited to a party. Look at me now!"
Max: "Great, Dad."
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Pete: "[Goofy and Pete settle into a hot tub at a motel] So, uh, you and your son seem to be getting along just hunky-dorey, huh?"
Goofy: "Yeah, it's been great. You know, it's funny, but none of your techniques worked for me. The harder I tried the worse it got. Once I eased up, things just clicked."
Pete: "Oh, that's swell. So, uh, no problems then, huh?"
Goofy: "Not a one."
Pete: "[sighs] I... I just hate to be the bearer of bad news, but, uh..."
Goofy: "What is it, Pete?"
Pete: "Your kid's dupin' ya."
Goofy: "What do you mean?"
Pete: "Well, I heard the little mutant telling PJ that he changed the map so... you're headin' straight to L.A., pal."
Goofy: "[shocked] What?"
Pete: "Oh, you tried, Goof. He's just a bad kid, that's all."
Goofy: "I don't believe you."
Pete: "What?"
Goofy: "I don't believe you, Pete."
Pete: "Well, hey, don't take my word for it. Check your map."
Goofy: "I don't need to check the map. I trust my son. [Goofy climbs out of the tub] You know, maybe Max isn't all the things that you think a son should be, but... he loves me."
Pete: "[irritably] Hey, *my* son *respects* me."
Goofy: "Yeah...[Goofy leaves]"
Pete: "[calling after him] Check the map, Goof!"
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Bobby: "[hands Max his can of cheese whiz] Max, here. Guard this with your life, dude."
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Max: "[singing] Roxanne, please don't forget me. I will return someday. Though I might be in traction when I do!"
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Roxanne: "Go on, go on. Good daddy."
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Max: "Dad, it's Bigfoot!"
Goofy: "Could you back up a bit, Mr. Foot, uh, you're out of focus."
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Goofy: "Hey, Maxie. Let's play a game. You think of someone and I'll try to guess who it is. Man or woman?"
Max: "Aw, man."
Goofy: "Man? Hmm... That's a toughy... let's see... Walt Disney!"
Max: "Right."
Goofy: "Boy, I'm good at this! Now I'll think of one."
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Goofy: "[talking to Principal Mazur on the phone] Hello?"
Principal Mazur: "Yes, Mr. Goof. This is Principal Mazur. I'm calling in regard to your son, Maximillian."
Goofy: "Max? Oh my gosh! Is he hurt?"
Principal Mazur: "No, Mr. Goof. He's in trouble!"
Goofy: "Trouble? What kind of trouble?"
Principal Mazur: "Dressed like a gang member..."
Goofy: "Gang member?"
Principal Mazur: "...your son caused the entire student body to break into a riotous frenzy!"
Goofy: "Riot? It couldn't be my..."
Principal Mazur: "If I were you, Mr. Goof, I'd seriously re-evaluate the way you're raising your child before he ends up IN THE ELECTRIC CHAIR! [Mazur slams down the phone]"
Goofy: "[shocked] The electric chair? [sits and hangs up awestruck] What am I going to do?..."
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Max: "[singing] She looked right through me, and who can blame her? I need a new me, plus some positive proof that I'm not just a goof."
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Max: "[at the top of his rage] Arrrgh! This is the *stupidest* vacation! You drag me from home, jam me into this dumb car, drive me a million miles away to see some stupid rat show! [calms down] Call me when the trip's over."
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Goofy: "You look just like I did at your age."
Max: "Please don't say that, Dad."
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Goofy: "This is a vacation with me and my best buddy."
Max: "Donald Duck?"
Goofy: "No, silly, with you!"
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Max: "[referring to electronic equipment] Wow! All this is for us?"
Bobby: "Mmm... Slurpish."
Max: "[taking the equipment] Oh, this is going to be so great, man!"
Bobby: "[taking it back] Dude, need fundage, bro."
Max: "Oh, your fee. Yeah, right here. [gives him a can of cheese whiz]"
Bobby: "[shouts] Cheddar! Aah-ooh! Cheddar whizzy!"
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Goofy: "[Half awake] How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?"
Max: "Uh... three and a half?"
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Max: "Now look where you got us, Dad!"
Goofy: "Where *I* got us?"
Max: "You should've let me stay at home!"
Goofy: "Why? So you'd end up in prison?"
Max: "Prison? What are you talking about?"
Goofy: "Your principal called me!"
Max: "It's not what you think, Dad!"
Goofy: "You even lied to me!"
Max: "I had to! You were ruining my life!"
Goofy: "I was only tryin' to take my boy fishin', okay?"
Max: "I'm not your little boy anymore, Dad! I've grown up! I've got my own life now!"
Goofy: "I know that! I just wanted to be part of it. [calmer] You're my son, Max. No matter how big you get, you'll always be my son."
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Bobby: "Max, look, it's the Leaning Tower of Cheesa!"
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Geek: "Yo, Stacey! Talk to, talk to me, talk to me, baby!"
Max: "It's only Powerline, Dad, the biggest rock star on the planet."
Goofy: "Not bigger than Xavier Cugat, the mambo king. Everybody mambo!"
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