Release: November 23, 1988

Suggested by 'A Christmas Carol' by Charles Dickens. Frank Cross runs a US TV station which is planning a live adaptation of 'Christmas Carol'. Frank's childhood wasn't a particularly pleasant one, and so he doesn't really appreciate the Christmas spirit. With the help of the ghosts of Christmas past, present and yet to come, Frank realises he must change.

Ghost of Christmas Present: "Alright, Frank. Let's go."
Frank: "[shoves her] Leave me alone. I know this one."
Christmas Present: "[shoves him back] Everybody knows this one! Now, let's go now!"
Frank: "Oh, yeah. Does everybody know this one here? [Frank wraps his hand around Present's neck and she knocks him back]"
Christmas Present: "Oh, Frank. We're fighting again. Let's not… [headbutts Frank] fight anymore! Oh, what is this, Frank? Oh, oh look, Frank! It's a toaster! [Present strikes Frank in his face]"
Props Guys: "I can't get the antlers glued to this little guy. We tried Crazy Glue,but it doesn't work."
Frank Cross: "Did you try staples?"
Claire Phillips: "That's a wonderful attitude to have on Christmas eve, Merry Christmas"
Frank Cross: "Bah Humbug *Leaves Building*"
Claire Phillips: "LUMPY!"
Claire Phillips (as a scary lady): "Thanks a lot, Lumpy"
Calvin: "God bless us, every one."
Christmas Past: "You see Franky, I'm the Ghost."
Eliot: "That thing looked like the Manson Family Christmas Special."
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