"The older you get the more rules they're gonna TRY and push on you, you just gotta keep on livin man."
"George Washington was in a cult, and the cult was into aliens man...."
"Listen up freshman bitches! One....Two...Three.......AIR RAID!!!"
"A freshman fell down once and hit his head on every rung......autopsy said he had one beer. How many have you had?"
"You're dead dude, you're so dead."
"Don, give him the beer back!"
"........but if you run like cowards......it's open season all summer."
"Fry like bacon you little freshman piggies! Fry!"
"I may play ball next falll, but I will never sign that. Now me and my loser friends are gonna head out to buy Aerosmith tickets. Number 1 priority of the summer."
"Check ya later, man!"
"Man ,I hate that jerk!
"That's what I love about these high school girls man, I get older, they stay the same age
"That bowling ball said HOOF! to that damn windshield! You're nuts junior, you're nuts!
"Randy Floyd, before next fall you're in need of a serious attitude adjustment young man, you better get your priorities straight, and watch out with that other crowd your running with, dont think I haven't noticed!
"Listen, you oughta ditch the two geeks you're in the car with now and get in with us, but thats alright we'll worry about that later
Mitch & David (Matthew McConaughey):
"David: "Hey man you got a joint?" Mitch: " Nah man, not on me." David: "Well, it'd be a lot cooler if you did."
-Mitch & David (Matthew McConaughey)"