"It doesn't matter if she cums, stays, lays or prays. Whatever happens, your toes are still tappin'!"
"First, you never let on how much you like a girl. (To a cardboard cut-out of Debbie Harry) Oh, Debbie. Hi!"
"First of all, Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. (To a cardboard cut-out of Debbie Harry) Oh, Debbie. Hi!"
"Now, three. Act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. 'Isn't this great?'."
"Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy movie. 'The lady will have the linguine in a white clam sauce and a Coke with no ice'."
"And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side 1 of 'Led Zeppelin IV'". (Cut to Rat and Stacey driving around and listening to "Kashmir" from Led Zeppelin's "Physical Graffiti".)"
"DOESN'T ANYBODY FUCKING KNOCK ANYMORE?"
"Having some pizza, learning about Cuba."
"If I'm here and your here, isn't our time."
"Aloha, Mr. Hand."
"I shall serve no fries before their time. "
"Relax, alright? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it."
"Dad says you're gonna be late again you butthole!"
"Hey, Bud, let's party!"
"We can't even get cable TV here, Stacy, and you want romance."
"Hope You had a hell of a piss, Arnold!"
"Yeah! The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays. I mean whatever happens, your toes are still tappin'. Now when you got that, then you have the attitude. "
"Look at you: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater. I'm tellin' ya, Rat, if this girl can't smell your qualifications, then who needs her, right?"
"You are a wuss: part w(imp), and part (p)uss(y)."