Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead
Release: June 07, 1991

Single Mother goes away for the summer. The kids are first delighted but then find that Mom has hired the sitter from hell to stay with them. When the sitter dies of a sudden coronary they deposit the body at a mortuary only to discover all their Summer expense money was in her purse. The kids must find a way to survive the summer without mom or her money. This means actual work!

Rose Lindsey: "Sue Ellen, have you ever had a 48 hour orgasm?"
Sue Ellen "Swell" Crandell: "No, I've never been to Santa Barbara."
Bryan: "Park it yourself, Metallica breath!"
Mom: "Melissa, want to get down from there?"
Melissa Crandell: "No."
Mom: "Get down from there."
Melissa Crandell: "We have to get up at the butt-crack of dawn to tidy up the garage!"
Zach Crandell: "We told you to talk to her. We didn't want you to send her to the glue factory."
Sue Ellen "Swell" Crandell: "I didn't kill her, Zach. She died in her sleep."
Melissa Crandell: "Probably choked on her whistle."
Walter Crandell: "She doesn't look dead."
Zach Crandell: "That's because it just happened. So you can't really tell, like MacGyver."
Rose Lindsey: "Where is Carolyn?"
Sue Ellen "Swell" Crandell: "Mouse brown hair? Gives you a headache? Talks like she's chewing her face?"
Rose Lindsey: "That's her."
Kenny: "Hey, get out."
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