Release: June 24, 1987
Release: June 24, 1987

The titular "Spaceballs" are a bunch of unscrupulous nutjobs intent on stealing the air of the beautiful world of Druidia to save their own over used homeworld. To this end they capture a druish princess who can only be rescued by a space bum called Lone Star and his scruffy man dog pal, Barf. But the evil Dark Helmet is not easily defeated. Puerile and fun, this purports to be a Star Wars spoof, but pulls in many other sources along the way including Alien (complete with John Hurt) and Star Trek.

YouTube Videos
Minister: "Here we go. The short, short version. Do you?"
Vespa: "Yes."
Minister: "Do you?"
Lone Starr: ""Yes"."
Minister: "Good! You're married! Kiss her!"
Lone Starr: "Go to hyper-jets."
Barf: ""Going to hyper-jets." (Lone Starr, Barf, Vespa and Dot get pasted to their seats as the Winnebago starts to exit Mega-Maid)"
Lone Starr: "Full throttle."
Barf: "Full throttle."
Vespa: "(In the Winnebago) "Where is he?""
Lone Starr: "(Rushing in) "Here. We've got a minute and 40 before the end of the world"."
Spaceball Soldier: "We aint found shit!!"
Dark Helmet-: "Fuck, even in the future nothing works!"
Dark Helmet: "(to Col. Sandurz; about the radar technician) "That's not all he's lost.""
Dark Helmet: "Keep Firing, Assholes!"
Dark Helmet: "Where is it? Where is it?"
Colonel Sanderz: "It's gotta be here!"
Dark Helmet: "OUT OF ORDER? FUCK! Even in the future nothing works!"
Lone Starr: "We're not just doing this for money........we're doing it for a SHIT load of money!"
President Skroob: "12345? That's amazing I got the same combination on my luggage!....Prepare....Spaceball 1 for for immediate departure......and change the combination on my luggage!"
Helmet: "My brains are going into my feet!"
Ape #1: "Oh shit......there goes the planet."
Pizza The Hutt: "Well, if it isn't Lonestar and his sidekick, Puke."
Barf: "That's Barf."
Pizza The Hutt: "Barf. Puke. Whatever."
Lonestar: "Barf!"
Barf: "(to himself) "Always when I'm eating.""
Dark Helmet: "Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lonestar."
Lonestar: "What?"
Dark Helmet: "I am your father's, brother's, nephew's, cousin's former roommate."
Lonestar: "What's that make us?"
Dark Helmet: "Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become!"
Dark Helmet: "Did you see anything?"
Col. Sandurz: "No, sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again.""
Dark Helmet: "Good!"
Dark Helmet: "There is only one man who would dare give me the raspberry... Lonestar!"
Lone Starr: "(Exiting the Winnebago in Mega Maid) "I'm going down there"."
Barf: "He's going down there...I wouldn't!"
Lone Starr: "Barf, give me a reading."
Barf: "(Rapidly) Our Father who Art in Heaven. Hallowed be Thy Name. Thy Kingdom Come, Thy Will..."
An unhandled error has occurred. Reload Dismiss