Spaceballs
Release: June 24, 1987
Trailers
Behind The Scenes featurette (its own 4/25/00 DVD)
This is another vintage TV spot for the movie.
This is the Special Edition DVD trailer in a different aspect ratio and wit...
This is a making-of featurette for the movie.
This is basicaly the second trailer, but with a voice-over announcer mentio...
Found on a DVD copy of Spaceballs.
Posters
YouTube Videos
Quotes
Dark Helmet:
"Hey, that's my escape pod. Who are you?"
Bearded Lady:
"I'm the bearded lady. Who are you, one of the freaks?!
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Minister:
"Here we go. The short, short version. Do you?"
Vespa:
"Yes."
Minister:
"Do you?"
Lone Starr:
""Yes"."
Minister:
"Good! You're married! Kiss her!"
Lone Starr:
"Go to hyper-jets."
Barf:
""Going to hyper-jets." (Lone Starr, Barf, Vespa and Dot get pasted to their seats as the Winnebago starts to exit Mega-Maid)"
Lone Starr:
"Full throttle."
Barf:
"Full throttle."
Vespa:
"(In the Winnebago) "Where is he?""
Lone Starr:
"(Rushing in) "Here. We've got a minute and 40 before the end of the world"."
Spaceball Soldier:
"We aint found shit!!"
Dark Helmet-:
"Fuck, even in the future nothing works!"
Dark Helmet:
"(to Col. Sandurz; about the radar technician) "That's not all he's lost.""
Dark Helmet:
"Keep Firing, Assholes!"
Dark Helmet:
"Where is it? Where is it?"
Colonel Sanderz:
"It's gotta be here!"
Dark Helmet:
"OUT OF ORDER? FUCK! Even in the future nothing works!"
Lone Starr:
"We're not just doing this for money........we're doing it for a SHIT load of money!"
President Skroob:
"12345? That's amazing I got the same combination on my luggage!....Prepare....Spaceball 1 for for immediate departure......and change the combination on my luggage!"
Helmet:
"My brains are going into my feet!"
Ape #1:
"Oh shit......there goes the planet."
Pizza The Hutt:
"Well, if it isn't Lonestar and his sidekick, Puke."
Barf:
"That's Barf."
Pizza The Hutt:
"Barf. Puke. Whatever."
Lonestar:
"Barf!"
Barf:
"(to himself) "Always when I'm eating.""
Dark Helmet:
"Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lonestar."
Lonestar:
"What?"
Dark Helmet:
"I am your father's, brother's, nephew's, cousin's former roommate."
Lonestar:
"What's that make us?"
Dark Helmet:
"Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become!"
Dark Helmet:
"Did you see anything?"
Col. Sandurz:
"No, sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again.""
Dark Helmet:
"Good!"
Dark Helmet:
"There is only one man who would dare give me the raspberry... Lonestar!"
Lone Starr:
"(Exiting the Winnebago in Mega Maid) "I'm going down there"."
Barf:
"He's going down there...I wouldn't!"
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