Release: June 24, 1987
Release: June 24, 1987

The titular "Spaceballs" are a bunch of unscrupulous nutjobs intent on stealing the air of the beautiful world of Druidia to save their own over used homeworld. To this end they capture a druish princess who can only be rescued by a space bum called Lone Star and his scruffy man dog pal, Barf. But the evil Dark Helmet is not easily defeated. Puerile and fun, this purports to be a Star Wars spoof, but pulls in many other sources along the way including Alien (complete with John Hurt) and Star Trek.

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Minister: "Here we go. The short, short version. Do you?"
Vespa: "Yes."
Minister: "Do you?"
Lone Starr: ""Yes"."
Minister: "Good! You're married! Kiss her!"
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Lone Starr: "Go to hyper-jets."
Barf: ""Going to hyper-jets." (Lone Starr, Barf, Vespa and Dot get pasted to their seats as the Winnebago starts to exit Mega-Maid)"
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Lone Starr: "Full throttle."
Barf: "Full throttle."
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Vespa: "(In the Winnebago) "Where is he?""
Lone Starr: "(Rushing in) "Here. We've got a minute and 40 before the end of the world"."
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Spaceball Soldier: "We aint found shit!!"
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Dark Helmet-: "Fuck, even in the future nothing works!"
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Dark Helmet: "(to Col. Sandurz; about the radar technician) "That's not all he's lost.""
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Dark Helmet: "Keep Firing, Assholes!"
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Dark Helmet: "Where is it? Where is it?"
Colonel Sanderz: "It's gotta be here!"
Dark Helmet: "OUT OF ORDER? FUCK! Even in the future nothing works!"
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Lone Starr: "We're not just doing this for money........we're doing it for a SHIT load of money!"
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President Skroob: "12345? That's amazing I got the same combination on my luggage!....Prepare....Spaceball 1 for for immediate departure......and change the combination on my luggage!"
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Helmet: "My brains are going into my feet!"
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Ape #1: "Oh shit......there goes the planet."
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Pizza The Hutt: "Well, if it isn't Lonestar and his sidekick, Puke."
Barf: "That's Barf."
Pizza The Hutt: "Barf. Puke. Whatever."
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Lonestar: "Barf!"
Barf: "(to himself) "Always when I'm eating.""
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Dark Helmet: "Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lonestar."
Lonestar: "What?"
Dark Helmet: "I am your father's, brother's, nephew's, cousin's former roommate."
Lonestar: "What's that make us?"
Dark Helmet: "Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become!"
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Dark Helmet: "Did you see anything?"
Col. Sandurz: "No, sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again.""
Dark Helmet: "Good!"
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Dark Helmet: "There is only one man who would dare give me the raspberry... Lonestar!"
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Lone Starr: "(Exiting the Winnebago in Mega Maid) "I'm going down there"."
Barf: "He's going down there...I wouldn't!"
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Lone Starr: "Barf, give me a reading."
Barf: "(Rapidly) Our Father who Art in Heaven. Hallowed be Thy Name. Thy Kingdom Come, Thy Will..."
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10 years, 4 months ago
First movie I saw with my older bro. Will be special forever, though a down slope in Mel Brooks career.
    10 years, 5 months ago
    "I'll have the Cleavage...errr, Special."
      10 years, 6 months ago
      This was and still is a very amusing film considering its a parody tribute to Star Wars evreything in it was and still is halarious like crap im buying this on VHS and puting it in my VHS collecton then DVD to.
        10 years, 8 months ago
        Sometimes at work when the night is really busy and my coworkers and I are stressed out, we begin randomly reciting lines from Spaceballs. Keeps the sanity level right where it belongs.
          11 years, 4 months ago
          This is a cheesy movie, but a hilarious one at that!!!!! =)
            11 years, 9 months ago
            "spaceball one has become. . . . . mega" "maid,water my ass get this guy some pepto bismol!"lol this is such a funny movie and i think i have it eched into my brain and i like how it isnt just a spoof on star wars but also alien and the wizard of oz
              11 years, 9 months ago
              Daphne Zuniga is absolutely breathtakingly gorgeous in this movie.
              I still have a crush on her.
                11 years, 10 months ago
                This is one of the most amusing movies I've ever seen. I loved the costumes, and the effects. Not to mention the humor.
                  12 years, 2 months ago
                    12 years, 2 months ago
                    80's movies never got any cheesier than this but, cheesy was funny back then! You can call this a spoof of Starwars for the older teenager's eyes. Crude humor, adult gestures, and whacky characters give this movie a unique feel and laughs that never get old!
                      12 years, 3 months ago
                      "At last we meet for the first time for the last time."


                      XD brilliant
                        12 years, 5 months ago
                        Great movie.

                        "Pizza to go!!!"
                          12 years, 7 months ago
                          <3Spaceballs<3 FTW
                            12 years, 9 months ago
                            Spaceballs Is The Best Movie And The Most Hilarious Comedy Ever.
                              12 years, 11 months ago
                              love this movie
                                13 years ago
                                Spaceballs Is So Funny.
                                  13 years, 1 month ago
                                  omg lol sooo funny .
                                    13 years, 2 months ago
                                    the movie is funny but the new show on G4 sucks

                                    lone star he looks retared!
                                      13 years, 4 months ago
                                      mel brooks is KING!!!
                                        13 years, 5 months ago
                                        A TRUE Mel Brooks classic! RIP John Candy.
                                          13 years, 9 months ago
                                          "Combing the field" lol
                                            13 years, 9 months ago
                                            THEY WENT PLAID XD
                                              13 years, 9 months ago
                                              I love this movie. A lot, like everyone does. Possibly one of the best movie parodies ever. It kicks the clean crap out of the upcoming Superhero Movie everyday.
                                                13 years, 11 months ago
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                                                  14 years, 1 month ago
                                                  JUST LOVED IT.

                                                  Will watch it over and over again.

                                                  Lots of Laughs
                                                    14 years, 1 month ago
                                                    This movie is good for many Laughs! "Oh [email protected]%t! There goes the planet!"
                                                      14 years, 3 months ago
                                                      comb the desert!
                                                        14 years, 4 months ago
                                                        XD MY FAVE MOVIE

                                                        *quote* they went plad *quote*
                                                          14 years, 5 months ago
                                                          mel brooks is making an animated sequel tv series to this movie. but i want the 2nd movie 'the search for more money' to come out!!
                                                            14 years, 9 months ago
                                                            lol i loved this movie. It was funny how they made fun of star wars.
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