Half Baked
Release: January 16, 1998
Release: January 16, 1998

After Kenny accidentaly kills a cop's diabetic horse by feeding it the food he purchased from a munchie run, he is put in jail and is given a 1 million dollar bail. The rest of the group must bail Kenny out before Nasty Nate gets to him. The group decides to sell marijuana that Thurgood gets through his job as a janitor at a pharmaceutical lab. They become pals with rap star Sir Smoke-A-Lot and the rivals of dealer Samson Simpson. On the side, Thurgood seeks the love of Mary Jane, an anti-pot daughter of a dealer. What follows is typical pothead behaviour with a ton of cameos. Look carefully.

maryjane: "you guys need a ride I have a car."
Brian: "ahh... do you smoke?"
marryjane: "no my grandmother died from lung cancer."
brian: "better reason to toke up, easy the pain"
Kenny: "NO! Nasty Nate's the devil 666 mark of the beast. -Kenny"
Kenny: "NO NO. no window love just go. -Kenny"
Sir Smoke-A-Lot (Song): "I wanna talk to Samson, fly me to the moon like that bitch Alice Kramden, cuz it's hard being black and gifted, sometimes I just wanna throw it all down, and get lifted! -Sir Smoke-A-Lot (Song)"
thurgood: "get me a box of condoms, and uhh, some of that shit we used to eat back in tha day, what was it? oh yeah, pussy. -thurgood"
Sir Smoke a lot: "Doctor said I need a backiotomy -Sir Smoke a lot"
Sir Smoke a lot: "He had sex with my mama! -Sir Smoke a lot"
Brian: "Awww. My nads!! (after falling fron building) -Brian"
the cop and Kenny: "The cop: Buttercup! Say his name!! Kenny: Butternuts! Buttercup! -the cop and Kenny"
Scarface and samson: "Scarface: Yo I'm Cuban B! Samson: Yes Cuban B! -Scarface and samson"
Thurgood: "Abba Zabba you my only friend. -Thurgood"
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